Originally Posted by ZEUS
I had a date with this tattoo artist one night and she claimed to be shy. But she was covered with tats up her neck and down her arms and everywhere. I asked her, if she was so shy, "Why do you cover yourself with so much art that it attracts attention?" She told me, "They are looking at the tattoos instead of me." We live behind a veil of deceit - mine is in the form of a whipped cream bikini and a cockring!
WHAT!!You’re about as shy as those monster truck rally chicks.
To bad they didn’t fall for my Jedi mind trick.
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