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    Quote Originally Posted by nfntruth79 View Post
    Is it safe to say that a zombie can not have a driver's license? That would suck, a bunch of zombies drivin around in crappy wranglers
    lol no kidding...or maybe if they stole some rednecks big lifted truck...now we have some serious issues..

    i can just see em driving around town running people over, and as they drive by, one jumps out of the back for a snack...

    then off in the distance you see a black VX with a gattling gun mounted to the roof and rocket launchers on the hood....BART TO THE RESCUE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbkid View Post
    lol no kidding...or maybe if they stole some rednecks big lifted truck...now we have some serious issues..

    i can just see em driving around town running people over, and as they drive by, one jumps out of the back for a snack...

    then off in the distance you see a black VX with a gattling gun mounted to the roof and rocket launchers on the hood....BART TO THE RESCUE!!!!
    lmfao

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    and then we gotta figure out a way for dub to launch saw blades or something (he's a woodcrafter(is that the right word?))....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbkid View Post

    and i completely agree and i would even argue that there needs to be more driving education before someone is given a license...people need to be tested on their natural reactions, their control of...etc.
    In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
    I know this opinion will create a sympathetic $h#* storm for being too extreme, but for the love of zombies, (keeping on topic) the number of complete morons that we ALL encounter on a daily basis is increasing exponentially...daily...

    Quote Originally Posted by pbkid View Post
    and then we gotta figure out a way for dub to launch saw blades or something (he's a woodcrafter(is that the right word?))....
    I'll answer to: carpenter, cabinet maker, "wood crafter", wood butcher, tree murderer, casket maker, stick twiddler, etc.

    It is of no consequence what I'm called, at the end of the day, I'm still covered in sawdust...

    And to stay on topic even further, here's a pic of one that snuck into my living room...he had a bad idea...
    And is no longer in the realm of the un-dead...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
    I know this opinion will create a sympathetic $h#* storm for being too extreme
    x3 - Extreme times call for extreme measures. Why is it so hard for people to understand that the single, greatest thing they can do to help the future of life on this planet is to abstain from reproduction, or at least reproduce responsibly? I vote for none, but more than 2 children is downright selfish, ESPECIALLY when the parents are not competent, mentally stable and financially situated to care for the kid(s) properly. That psychopathic woman in California who had the quintuplets (and 6 previous children mind you) DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB OR A HOME OF HER OWN. It sickens me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    I'll answer to: carpenter, cabinet maker, "wood crafter", wood butcher, tree murderer, stick twiddler, etc.
    Don't forget "casket maker".

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    Well, when the zombies come, they will flock to her house first...that will give us time to pack up and load everything...
    As far as reprodcution, I agree, voting should be the same way. When you vote, you should have to either answer a few questions about your candidate, or better yet, no names on the ballot, just a questionnaire about the issues, whichever matches your picks the most based on order of importance, it picks them for you...Oh well, as long as we keep letting non-tax paying poor people vote, we will keep getting people like Obama for president, hell Adam Sandler should run, he would probably win.

    Back to zombies, claymores are a must, what better way to protect your home, they are always on watch, and will certainly wake you up when they go off so you can finish off whatever is left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nfntruth79 View Post
    Back to zombies, claymores are a must, what better way to protect your home, they are always on watch, and will certainly wake you up when they go off so you can finish off whatever is left.
    Yeah, mines would be good. Maybe even some sentry guns like in the Aliens Director's Cut ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nfpgasmask View Post

    Don't forget "casket maker".

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    The True Zombies...

    I have kept my mouth shut on this but the ignorance runs deep in this thread.The true zombies are anyone who thinks McCain would have pulled this country out of it financial quagmire that his party mate Bush created basically from scratch by doing the same crap Bush was doing.While Republicans would rather debate flag lapel pins and and if Obama is a muslim or if someone was gonna take away your big guns. The Republican party was forcefully pushing your face in shi† and you were swallowing it whole. You voted Bush in and now your on unemployment, or worrying about the next layoff at your company...Look at your dumb face in the mirror and see who is to blame for our country and it's shi† economy...It's you .... Take a look at your kids...You f'd them too!

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