This is it People...

[Gussie2000]

10...Does not consume enough gas...
9.....Does not burn enough oil....
8.....The recaro leather seats make his *** itch...
7....Can't figure out how to open up the gas cap...
6.... he kept pressing the power button, but Cheney still told him what to do
5....The windows kept sticking, leaving him open to flying shoes..
4...The cargo area was not big enough for his ten gallon hat..
3...He kept pressing the "winter" button, but could not get it to snow..
2...The "fuzzy hole" reminded him of laura's bush
and the number one reason gwb does not drive a VX..

Because he's a f'n idiot!

hahahahahahaha that was funny though