This is probably blasphemy, but from some angles the VX ain't too pretty. Kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker, sometimes she looks as hot as a supermodel, but sometimes she's got that real horseface thing going on. So too the VX, although our problem tends to be less of the horseface and more of an ungainly looking rear-end.

I think some people have got a lot of crap going on in their lives that they can't do a thing about. These people get a glimpse of the VX from one of her more unflattering angles and their gut says, "ah hah, now I can get some of my frustrations out by ripping on somebody for being so stupid as to buy a fugly car." So, they do.

These people need love, and their attacks on the VX are just a cry for help!