Ok, I got a good one for ya. Happened yesterday on my way home from work. Gridlock on northbound I 270, all I wanna do is get my arse to Starbucks for a Tazoberry and sit back on a chair outside and enjoy the sun. This little car rolls up to my left with the radio blasting and 4 girls, probably fresh out of high school, are all dancing around inside, and singing to the music. My first thought was "Oh lord", and then changed to "damn I wish I was younger, cause them tight little halter tops are mind boggling!". Of course, I blast my radio too, especially in raffic like that, just to keep my sanity. Well, one girl starts hollaring out "Hey, you need to wash your car.... or truck.... whetever it is". I just laughed and said "Maybe you all can wash it for me." They all started with the whole "Woooooo, lets do it! Wooooo". I just kinda laughed and kept easing along in the traffic. A few minutes later they catch back up alongside me on my passenger side. The girl in the back seat behind the driver, practically hanging out of the car hollars something and I dont hear it, so I put my hand up to my ear and hollar "What?!". All at the same time they all hollar "You car is sexy and so are you! Wooooooooo!!". Lucky for me, they were on the ramp to get off the highway. I seriously think a few laws could have been broken had that gone much further. A guy can only take so much of 4 teasing, nubile, little hotties.
Gary Noonan
'01 S/C VX / '18 Forester XT