Anyone here ever really seen a UFO??

[tom4bren]

Saw one at Robbins AFB in GA back in the 80s.

Saw one out in the country in VA in the 90s.

Saw one in Austin last year.

Guess I'm just a magnet for weird.

[dkmiller68]

Yep...seen one...

[nfpgasmask]

The real question is, did any of you who say a UFO get picked up and inserted with an anal probe?

Bart

[kodiak]

Yep, I drive one every day.

[Ldub]

The real question is, did any of you who say a UFO get picked up and inserted with an anal probe?

Bart

CARTMAN

[tom4bren]

"The real question is, did any of you who say a UFO get picked up and inserted with an anal probe?"

Not that I can remember ... but it's all kind of hazy

[Chopper]

The real question is, did any of you who say a UFO get picked up and inserted with an anal probe?

Bart

That explains all that squishy goo

[Chopper]

Aurora is supposed to be triangular, a lifting body sort of thing. I want to know what the round or roundish things are, that people see. I'd like, just once, to meet someone sane (ie. no tin foil underware, no alien implants, no Laser hat) that has seen a saucer. A part of me wants it to be true, but I'm a nuts and bolts guy...no matter who told the story, there's always a logical explanation at the bottom. Same deal with ghosts. Guess I just gots to see it.

[tom4bren]

Chop,

First was a saucer kind of thinggy but it was at an Air Force Base so maybe it was just a Gov't test???

Second was a light in the distance that moved incredibly fast - coulda been a shooting star but wasn't moving right???

Last was a 'ghost light' shooting accross a parking lot???

Seen 'em but still don't believe in extraterrestrials. I couldn't identify what it was - it was flying - it was an object - so by definition they were all UFOs.