The Theory, by A. Elk (that's "A" for Anne", it's not by a elk.)
[ahem] This theory, which belongs to me, is as follows...
[cough] This is how it goes...
[hack] The next thing that I am about to say is my theory.
[Ahem!] Ready?
The Theory, by A. Elk [Miss]. My theory is along the following lines:
All brontosauruses are thin at one end.
Much, much thicker in the middle.
And then thin again at the far end.
That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.
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