Novelty Tee Shirts?

[WormGod]

I was at Starbucks one day sitting outside sipping away and having a smoke when I saw a surly looking dude walk up next to me and light up a smoke of his own and just stood there. Hair all messy, t-shirt only in 30f weather, and some busted *** jeans. Pretty intimidating looking guy. I glanced at his shirt which read "I hear voices in my head, and they don't like you."

I put out my smoke and left.

[tom4bren]

Gary,

I'll have to get one of those printed up if I ever get the chance to meet you.

Tom

I saw one once:

Front: SWAT Bomb disposal squad
Back: If I'm running ... run faster.