Read any good bumper stickers, lately??

[ZEUS]

Driving home today, I saw one that said...

What would Jesus do? For starters, he'd use His friggin' turn signal!!!



Brian

I had one in my head a long time ago along those lines that I wanted to get printed...
"What would Jesus drive? A big freakin' truck, moron, he was a carpenter!"
Good thing I am lazy.

[MSHardeman]

I saw one in New Orleans once that I try live my life by:

"O.K., but wash it first."

It can apply to SO much.

[XCross69]

I didn't see this one but my friend was called and told me when he saw it...only because I joke with him about his mom:bwgr:

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

[CrnCnn]

Not really appropriate for Reno at the moment.....

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

[VX4EJR]

I actually saw these just the other day:

"If it were up to me, you wouldn't have a license to drive"

"Proud parent of a self medicated paranoid mentally ill gun wielding honor student"

[snowtrooper1966]

I worked at a sign shop years ago, and had cut this one out for my car:

"How's my Driving?"
1 800 RAT ON ME

I had people asking me all the time to make one for them, but liked to be unique. Guess that's why I bought a VX!

Best,
James

[WormGod]

"Tight butts drive me nuts" - HUGE Dodge truck with WVA tag

"Frodo lost, Bush has the ring"

"Bad cop, no donut"

"Failure to launch" - I guess his parents put it on his car, hahaha

[Dumke]

I didn't see this one but my friend was called and told me when he saw it...only because I joke with him about his mom:bwgr:

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

My friend got me that as a joke. also other one said.

" your little princess is my little whore. "

Not really appropriate for Reno at the moment.....

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

HAHA I am going to start using that more often.

[Knivx]

I saw one the other day that read:

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

I laughed until i realized i was behind him.

[Cyrk]

I love animals.... they taste great.

[BuxGuy]

Republican - Because not everyone can be on welfare

[BeeVenom]

"My kid beat up your honor student"

[D-19]

This was two bumper stickers put end on end from left to right reading:

"Who would Jesus Bomb?" + "Barack Obama 2008"

I guess it was a little Q&A for the people behind him. I just get the visual of Jesus sitting in a Howitzer with a little green army helmet parked outside the Democratic National Convention waiting...... just.... waiting.

[nfpgasmask]

This one is good, homemade sticker...



People are silly....

Bart

[Pepino]

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