Read any good bumper stickers, lately??

[nfpgasmask]

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Can't feed 'em
Don't breed 'em

...how true.

jo

THAT is awesome. I want to get a bunch of stickers made that just say "BREEDING" so I can stick them under the "STOP" on any and all stop signs I can hit!

Bart

[So-CalVX]

not a bumper sticker but I have seen jeeps that have windshield stickers up high. Some are upside down and say "if you can read this, roll me over" a couple say "hummer recovery vehicle" I also have a liscense plate frame my mom gave me way back that reads "in case of rapture, this car will be unmanned"

[4X4 UFO]

I saw a 1974 Ford LTD, rusted all over, taillight broken out, vinyl roof torn and flapping in the breeze. The cleanest thing on the whole car was a bumper sticker that said, "My other car is a piece of crap".

[BuxGuy]

Republican - Because not everyone can be on welfare

[don moore]

"visualize whirled peas":gring::gring::gring::gring::gring::gring:




lol

[JHarris1385]

I have been overly unimpressed with a number of inputs on this thread. Just purely not funny.

[nfpgasmask]

I just saw this one:

"AT LEAST THE WAR ON THE ECONOMY IS GOING WELL"

Bart

[nfpgasmask]

I have been overly unimpressed with a number of inputs on this thread. Just purely not funny.

I smell a debate!

Bart

[WiSDoM]

I have been overly unimpressed with a number of inputs on this thread. Just purely not funny.

what's funny is your response, where is your sense of humor?

[nfpgasmask]

what's funny is your response, where is your sense of humor?

Come on man, you know Republicans don't have a sense of humor!

Just kidding, J!

Bart

[Chopper]

I think you'd drive better, with that cell phone shoved up your *****.

[tomdietrying]

How many letters are in A@$?
Peace.
Tom
012009

[Ldub]

How many letters are in A@$?
Peace.
Tom
012009

I thought Chopper came up 1 letter short...or wasn't he going for rEc+vm?

[spaceCADETzoom]

Is it me, or am I just a snob, but does anyone else feel political bumper stickers are lazy and well...lame? Clever, funny ones are, well, clever and funny...but what's the point about 3x10 Dubya/Clinton/[whoever]-bashing? I see at least two types who invest the cash on these: 1)THe selfrightous [ignorant]college student or 2)lazy, lowbrow [likewise selfrightous] child masquerading as clever intellectual. Neither honestly believe that lady in the minivan behind them suddenly smacked her head with her palm and exclaimed "THat's right, Bush DID lie and soldiers DID die!" thus altering the course of her life's decisions. THe kicker is that said folks are SO intellectualy lazy that they PAY someone else to write the pithy comment.

I like the funny ones...cleverness gets extra points (though, it's almost a necesity in light of the sticker real estate). THey sometimes make me chuckle and lighten my day. But throw in politics? Yeah...we get it...you're smart because you think politician-du-jour sucks.

Seems to me the only reason for political bumper stickers is the same as throwing up a pro sportsteam logo. Sad state of AMerican politics...it's all about choosing a team. Go OBAMA! I'm a Dubya fan! Go Lakers!

Just my 2 cents. Sorry. I get wordy on the internets. ha

TO answer the question I don't remember anything funny enough to add to this thread. Like i said...most give me a chuckle...and thats pretty much it. Some of the ones in this thread I've seen and smiled at. I like the cell phone ones. I have no stickers on my cars, looks tacky on them and it doesnt match. But on the VX, I have the non-statement variety. crossed sabers and a tank, a ducati emblem,an NRA sticker, and a diver down (scuba) flag. Been wanting a bantha skull or star wars empire crest (because I"m a stormtrooper!) Lame, i know...just think the wordy ones look lamer It's a design thing...that art school dropout in me clinging to composition habit.

To completely kill my high horse, the last sticker I chuckled at: [VULGARITY ALERT] "Jesus is my copilot, and we're cruising for [chicks]."

[spaceCADETzoom]

Oh, few more:

"Last time Jesus showed up in church, they killed him."

"Jesus Saves ... Gretzky steals, he scores!"

"Jesus is my gardener"

yeah, i find Jesus funny. I had a few other ones but I they felt oddly too vulgar for this board for me