26.... I know thats a lie. Hell I cant even take ONE of my nieces or nephews, hahaha....
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26.... I know thats a lie. Hell I cant even take ONE of my nieces or nephews, hahaha....
Gary Noonan
'01 S/C VX / '18 Forester XT
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The average 5 year old weighs 50 to 70 pounds and is an average of 39 inches tall. That's eyeball to my groin and a little hefty to pick up and throw very far. I guess you could gouge their eyes out to incapacitate them and come back later and snap their necks. A 5 year old's body is too soft and 50 pounds is too heavy to use as a club. There'd be a lot of blood on the floor so it would be slippery. You could bare knuckle it for a while.
Of course it depends on the 5 year old. If the kid is big for his age, one day away from this 6th birthday, has been working out, has multiple rapes and murders to his credit already, is a sociopathic leader of a 50 member violent street gang, is high on meth, determined and thinks I'm ugly...well there you are. It might only take one!!
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When I was a kid, working in the dishroom of an Italian restaurant we had a surly cook whose name I forgot. He used to torment all of the busboys and dishwashers mercilessly.
One night, there was a bunch of commotion in the alley behind the place -some kids, about 7-8 years old, had gotten into the dumpster and were breaking bottles on the side of the building.
Mean cook goes outside to investigate, solo. The next thing we heard was what could only be described as "***-kicking noises," when we half-heartedly responded, we saw mean cook laying on the ground, on the receiving end of an elementary school gang beating. He actually ended up in the hospital that night, and he never came back to work.
Funniest thing ever.
This was 20 years ago -I wonder where those "kids" are now..?
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Typical day in DC.Originally Posted by mbeach
Gregg
2001 Proton Yellow #1379
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Midget gangs in Anacostia?
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