Quote Originally Posted by Chopper View Post
Juju Bee (my 8 month old 65lb. Cur) decided that Raisin (2 yr. old Jack Russell thing) was prey, last Thursday nite. I awoke to my wife screaming, and dogs fighting....with five dogs, it's not that unusual, so I didn't do anything for a few seconds. When I got to the kitchen I saw it was real...I tried to pry the Cur dogs jaws open (right) and the little dog starts wearing my right forearm out. Little dog broke away and made it out the back door, but I couldn't hold Juju and she was on her in 30 ft. I jumped in again, and started dragging them to the pool to break it up. I have the Cur by a back leg, she has the Russell by the neck, and the Raisin dog starts on my left foot and big toe. I lost my footing, bounced (my right hip bone) off the pool edge, and all three of us went in the freezing, green, leaf filled water. Fight over. Raisin ended up with 25 or so holes in her neck and back of the head, Juju's muzzle and throat are a bit knawed up, I got four holes in my foot, four in the big toe, six in my right forearm, and a bruise the size of my head on my hip. I don't think my dogs would help me much
That's harsh! I remember you said you were in a dog fight recently, thanks for the details!

Man, I am so hung over. Ugh... Double kegger. I wonder how many kids I could take when drunk...? That reminds me of a joke I heard. What does Michael Jackson like about forty eight year olds? There's forty of them!

The thought of taking on swarms of 5 yo's makes me think of The Matrix. I be Neo, chitlins be Smith.