MrCrowley,
Sorry to hear about what's going on, but as long as you can find some humor in it, then you're on your way.... I've already been through one wife, myself, so welcome to the club.
Now, back to the point....I think all of you guys are way off. You need to rush out and get yourself a pair of Under Armour boxer briefs. Keeps everything in place and nice and cool. They are made out of Under Armour fabric so you don't even know that they're there. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing mine right now........I think.....
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