The grocery cart gag is one of my favorites. My choice products were usually a nice jar of pig feet, or some adult diapers, like you said. Its just hilarious, especially when people aren't paying attention and actually buy it.
The other thing we did a few times, is have fun with a remote control fart machine. Basically a little hand held remote that controlled a fart noise making box that my freind would put in his back pocket. Then in the line at the store he would bend over to get something from the bottom of his cart, and I would be standing away somewhere and press the button. Its so funny to watch the reaction of the people behind him.
And golf courses? Man, we had loads of fun as kids living near golf courses. There was this one snobby country club in Flossmoor, IL that my friend lived across from. There were all sorts of kid sized holes cut in the fence around the perimiter of the course. Through the fence was about 25 yards of brush and trees, and then there was the fairway for one of the holes. We used to hide in the bushes and wait for the golfers to tee off. As their balls bounced in the fairway in front of us, we would run out, grab their balls off the ground, flip off the golfers and the sprint back toward our hole in the fence and to safety, usually while being chased by golf carts. We did this time and time again and never got caught. At night we would sneak in and take all the flags out of the holes and chuck them into the water traps, but not until we were done gouging massive holes into the putting green....oh man, I could go on and on. I miss being a kid in the 80s. We got away with sooooo much.
Bart
[QUOTE=Chopper]Originally Posted by don moore
Go thru the supermarket, and toss inappropriate items in someones basket on your way(ahhhhh, Preppy.......have some depends....or Masingill...some Ky and Magnums for the nice lady )......quarters in the salt shakers at the diner, poop in the cups(or insert really nasty, rotten, roadkill) at the local golf course....or is that just me??? Ever stuff sand down the oil fill on a construction company dozerI love to ramble
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I believe it was squished badly enough to reduce the flow...but threw no CEL's...or maybe it did. I got a few when the weather was really hot & humid, but assumed they were weather related.
