Guns are tools, automobiles are tools and unfortunately most people are tools. Get out of your car and walk to the store if it's fairly close by. That will help some. Just take your gun with you.
J
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Guns are tools, automobiles are tools and unfortunately most people are tools
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Chi Dog...Dog is my Co-pilot
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Leave it BETTER than you found it!
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I just think I need a massage man, that should calm me down!
Bart
Originally Posted by Scott Harness
Guns are tools, automobiles are tools and unfortunately most people are tools
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When I lived in wyoming..We would go 4x4ing and find a old car someone left out in the desert..and torch it..We made shure it was out ther for awhile...lolI just think I need a massage man, that should calm me down!
Bart
But we all had fire exs. some like me had extras.
It was very nice to sit next to the glow of a burning car as the sun went down with the sound of the cracking and poping as the fuel tank and other part would burn..and the smell of plastic and oil and rubber and vinyl in the air....aaaaahhhh the good old days.
It was fun to shoot at also....BAM..BAM Ratatatatatatat
Chin up
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[QUOTE=don moore]When I lived in wyoming..We would go 4x4ing and find a old car someone left out in the desert..and torch it..We made shure it was out ther for awhile...lol
Hey! I've pulled the tags and left more than a few cars, in all kinds of places. You may have smoked one of mine, had you been a couple thousand miles east, and twenty years older (more than likely) Once I smoked the engine in a '77 Gran Prix on I-95 with my son in the car. We limped into a neighborhood, engine banging, overheated, toasted, got out of the car, and gave the keys to a kid standing there (maybe 16) the title was in the glove box. He said something about liking it, so I gave it to him...title and all. We took a cab to my sisters house, which was not that far away. I love giving crap away... it always shocks folks. Ever throw the toll guy at a bridge, or whatever, the extra for the Yahoo behind you, pay the tab for the next knucklehead in line at the Burger King... then go away slow... watch what happens. Go thru the supermarket, and toss inappropriate items in someones basket on your way(ahhhhh, Preppy.......have some depends....or Masingill...some Ky and Magnums for the nice lady )......quarters in the salt shakers at the diner, poop in the cups(or insert really nasty, rotten, roadkill) at the local golf course....or is that just me??? Ever stuff sand down the oil fill on a construction company dozer
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Damn, that's funny! It would be so worth it to plan ahead and buy a dildo or something to throw in some prude's grocery basket! Or leave a Penthouse mag open to the centerfold on the doorstep of a neighbor's house! Thanks Chopper, you might have given me a new hobby!Ever throw the toll guy at a bridge, or whatever, the extra for the Yahoo behind you, pay the tab for the next knucklehead in line at the Burger King... then go away slow... watch what happens. Go thru the supermarket, and toss inappropriate items in someones basket on your way(ahhhhh, Preppy.......have some depends....or Masingill...some Ky and Magnums for the nice lady )......quarters in the salt shakers at the diner, poop in the cups(or insert really nasty, rotten, roadkill) at the local golf course....or is that just me??? Ever stuff sand down the oil fill on a construction company dozer
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Tiny, little, bits, of controlled chaos...it's own reward.
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The grocery cart gag is one of my favorites. My choice products were usually a nice jar of pig feet, or some adult diapers, like you said. Its just hilarious, especially when people aren't paying attention and actually buy it.
The other thing we did a few times, is have fun with a remote control fart machine. Basically a little hand held remote that controlled a fart noise making box that my freind would put in his back pocket. Then in the line at the store he would bend over to get something from the bottom of his cart, and I would be standing away somewhere and press the button. Its so funny to watch the reaction of the people behind him.
And golf courses? Man, we had loads of fun as kids living near golf courses. There was this one snobby country club in Flossmoor, IL that my friend lived across from. There were all sorts of kid sized holes cut in the fence around the perimiter of the course. Through the fence was about 25 yards of brush and trees, and then there was the fairway for one of the holes. We used to hide in the bushes and wait for the golfers to tee off. As their balls bounced in the fairway in front of us, we would run out, grab their balls off the ground, flip off the golfers and the sprint back toward our hole in the fence and to safety, usually while being chased by golf carts. We did this time and time again and never got caught. At night we would sneak in and take all the flags out of the holes and chuck them into the water traps, but not until we were done gouging massive holes into the putting green....oh man, I could go on and on. I miss being a kid in the 80s. We got away with sooooo much.
Bart
[QUOTE=Chopper]Go thru the supermarket, and toss inappropriate items in someones basket on your way(ahhhhh, Preppy.......have some depends....or Masingill...some Ky and Magnums for the nice lady )......quarters in the salt shakers at the diner, poop in the cups(or insert really nasty, rotten, roadkill) at the local golf course....or is that just me??? Ever stuff sand down the oil fill on a construction company dozer
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Egging and doorbell ditching...
those were the days.
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THis is some great stuff. Hell the first night my older brother finally got settled into his first house; I lit a brown bag of dog shat on his door step.
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EveryBODY does, Hey you're comma's in the wrong place?!?! LOLI just think I need a massage man, that should calm me down!
Bart
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Well... A massage WOman would probably have the opposite effect! Maybe he did mean it????
If you don't first THINK THINK, you could end up in deep DO DO!
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Yeah the comma threw me off at first. I read it as a massage spelling error and read as maybe he means "message man". Then I thought, wait that does not make sense. I get it, he needs a massage; Man.Well... A massage WOman would probably have the opposite effect! Maybe he did mean it????
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Yea, I am usually more carefull with my spelling, grammar and punctuation, but if you knew what Scott does for a living, then I think "Massage Man" is still appropriate!
How many of you have seen the "deleted scene" from BORAT where he is trying to get a massage in the hotel??? OMG that is good stuff.
LOL,
Bart
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Yeah that part is hilarious. That movie in general is great. But I would have to say. "Wut tis thees?" "Its cheese." is my favorite part.
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