Quote Originally Posted by Triathlete
Looks like a cheap 70's sofa!
Paint little black 'chevy' bowties in the center of the headlights and you can drive down the street, windows down, loudly blaring Kermit the Frog - while you sing along:

It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky

But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
Like a mountain, or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be

After that, you can dig up a recording of "Movin' right along"