Well, if you're worried about jacking the thread, just keep it on topic by swapping the letters "PCV" for the words "berries -n- cream".
That way the song would go a little something like this...in a falsetto voice:
"PCV...
PCV...
I'm a Little Lad Who Loves
PCV"
In all seriousness, I'm due for a pre-summer oil change, so I probably will try to find that Purolator model. Weeeee!
Easy Peasy! Nice and easy! Light and breezy!