BTW, in response to a couple of questions:
1) Even though the title of the thread says "100% true", you have to understand that, well, okay, none of it was true. Except for the stop at the coffee shop. That really happened.
2) And yes, the friendly forest ranger really did just want to talk about photography. I don't know why I always get nervous when a police car pulls up near me.
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