Amusing thread... totally and irreversably hijacked at this point.
I am reminded of Nigel Tufnel's line from Spinal Tap: "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black." Too bad you can't fit an abbreviation like "Nun mo blk" on your plate. :-)
I doubt Nevada is a stickler for these sorts of things, but having side turn signals visible from all angles (as opposed to the mirror-mounted ones Costie) is generally a mandatory requirement in the rest of the country, and for obvious reasons, so if you remove them and fill the holes, you may have trouble getting the VX registered in the next state you find yourself in (other than the state of inebriation, of course! ;-)
I agree with Beej - your avatar took a step in the wrong direction, but it's growing on me. Speaking of which, I need to come up with a new one. I have ideas, but The Man just closed off the little trail that I was going to do a little vid clip on. Oh well...
Bart, rent The Handmaiden's Tale and take a close look at the "official government vehicles" and how they were set up and painted (semi-gloss black). A meaner-looking minivan never rolled down the road! You may find inspiration there.
Personally, I think your ride needs a point of contrast - all black is just all black. Contrast will make the impression stronger.