Pimp My Ride!

[Anita]

I would NEVER let them touch my VX. I have seen those featured rides around town - believe me, they look like crap in no time. Bumper cars at a carnival would be a good similarity.

[PHO2GR4]

Really? You wouldn't want a rail-gun welded to the roof?

Or a 37" LCD screen that drops down from the headliner, with a PS3 tucked away in the jack cubby?

Or remove the rear seat, build a raised, clear plexiglass floor that covers the rear cargo area and fill it with scorpions?

Or build a circular conveyor belt going around the rear compartment and have one of those sushi restaurant setups?

Or remove the front and rear circular driving lights/red reflector lenses and install extendable javelins that pop out and puncture the bumpers of cars that park too close?

Or paint large grommet-holes up the hood and roofline, then paint large shoelaces going across and through all of them, with maybe a large Nike "swoosh" on both doors?

Or...okay, just heated seats and windows that work?

[ZEUS]

Or paint large grommet-holes up the hood and roofline, then paint large shoelaces going across and through all of them, with maybe a large Nike "swoosh" on both doors?

Now that's funny!

[PHO2GR4]

Now that's funny!

I think the shoelace idea was John's...

[kobie]

OK, I'll bite...
Here's how Xzibit could pimp my VX:

- 22" slightly offset wheels (maybe even these with the Isuzu logo programmed in)
- Custom LCD covering the whole back window displayed inside facing out attached to an on screen keyboard where I can type any message and it would scroll across the screen (presets would be: "bite me," "not so close," and stop sign graphic).
- An eclipse LCD/stereo/DVD/Bluetooth single din system custom made to work with my 6-disc in dash
- My name and avatar sewn just under Recaro on the seats
- A clear rooftop from the windsheild to the back door which tinted dark to clear based on an in dash knob
- All seat functions would be motorized (and that heater from recaro would be a nice addition)
- A small motorized winch that hides under the front cladding but exposes itself by moving to the front of the grille with the push of a button
- Darken all lights just to the point of DOT compliance (I still want to drive it)
- An alarm system that senses and electocutes anyone with malicious physical intent towards the vehicle (and would spout a quick legal audio warning and waiver to those who try it)

The paint, hood insert, cladding, grille, ride height, and transmission are off limits.
Almost anything else is OK except for anything involving fish, cashmere, pleather, spikes, jackhammer amps, fur, Louis Vutton print, racing slicks, or Hello Kitty.

Call me, Xzibit.

[PHO2GR4]

- Custom LCD covering the whole back window displayed inside facing out attached to a keyboard where I can type any message and it would scroll across the screen (presets would be: "bite me," "not so close," and stop sign graphic).
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Ooooh, that's a nice one...

[rowhard]

Shoelace

[PHO2GR4]

Shoelace

That wasn't your idea, John?

I can't remember who jokingly suggested that to me...I thought it was you!

Regardless, I thought it was pretty funny!

[Chopper]

I'd open the door nice and wide... and let the kids, Chopper,Bob,Krystal,and Raisin (Weimaraners and Bob the bulldog) take care of the situation. They'll hold 'em 'till I can grab damn gun.

[Ascinder]

I have always dreamed of an undercarriage mounted framing nailer that could be aimed with a joystick from the drivers seat through my existing backup camera. You could really vent some road rage with that thing, and being underneath and shooting nails, your chances of getting caught would be fairly low. Also, a train horn to get the traffic moving. Also, the working windows are a must.

[CrzyFool]

Custom Paint
DeLorean Doors
Jump Jacks (a la Mach 5)
Machine Guns
Surface to Air Missile Battery
Cloaking Mechanism
3 Asian schoolgirls to fill the remaining seats

[PHO2GR4]

3 Asian schoolgirls....

BWAAAA-HA-haaaaa!!!

::Wipes eyes::

Nice mod. Thanks for the laugh! I was thinking maybe 3 Russian Supermodels, until I remembered that they are all too tall to fit in the VX's back seat. Of course, they are skinny enough to fit all three in the FRONT seat, so it still may work.

[VCAMILO]

I rather have FOSSE pimp my ride. They would have real mechanics work on my VX. I would not mind LS2 engine and a bigger lift.

[motopsycle7272]

I would never let them near my VX either. That damn show is so lame and childish. I have all their designs and almost all their ideas. I agree that Foose would be a better canidate for the job.