Dude! Don't touch it! That's the Top Secret Government Chip that tracks your every move. It reads all credit card transactions at gas stations and fast-food drive-thru's. It monitors your speed. It copies all of your cell-phone conversations and forwards them to a CTU database. Chloe O'Brien can use satellite tracking to see where you are at all times.

If you tamper with it, a black-ops helicopter team can be on top of you in less than five minutes, and they have been empowered to sanction you with extreme prejudice.

Back...away...from the chip!