Why is my VX not as cool as MY Jeep?

360 V8, ARB's, solid axles, 6.32 1st gear, 35" mudders, roll cage, baja seats, 20" ground clearance at the t-case, simplicity, and it was built by me!

Why is my Jeep not as cool as my VX?

It doesn't run yet cuz I am not finished! And other various reasons this group already knows...