I saw this and couldn't help but sharing it. We had a good laugh about it at work.
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I saw this and couldn't help but sharing it. We had a good laugh about it at work.
lololol
That's a good one. The sad part is, the animals DESERVE ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET. All the lazy milkers in this country deserve nothing.
I think people should have to pass a monthly drug test to be on any sort of government aid. I can't stand the thought of my tax dollars paying for unemployment for some looser in a trailer smoking weed and playing Xbox all day. Makes me sick.
Sorry, not much humor in that. :D
Bart
Has everyone seen the news today?
There are hundreds of protestors downtown today all upset about our 1070 bill that's supposed to go into effect today.
I'd like to get Ldub's Mad Max version VX and perform some steamrolling of my own.......:bwgy:
I think you would have more luck with t4b's Proton steamroller for that, Luna... LOL
I hear Utah is hoping to install that same sort of bill soon because we are so close to Arizona that we know we will be inundated with more unwanteds soon. Bring on the racial profiling - bears can stay!
Black bears or brown bears?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZEUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the white bears, I am tired of everyone discriminating against them, their environment is disappearing as we speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Barker
White bears have a good life. And the "man" isn't trying to keep them down either!
Even white bears had a role in 'Lost'... no brown or black bears in sight tho. I believe all bears should be treated equally as long as they don't crap in MY wilderness and have proper identification!
That is simply not true, last time I checked, Al Gore said that the Man has altered the environment so much as to make it inhospitable for the white bear. It will take someone with less of an affirmative hand to take action and help preserve the environment for the white bear, which I might add makes up 79% of the bear population in the US according to the Bear Census Bureau in 2009.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Barker
lol @ this thread.
I've got a really funny political picture somewhere I'm trying to find right now. Everyone will love it!
Here it is!
Republican women vs. Democrat women!
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p...crat-women.jpg
:laughing:
Maybe Democrat women want to be treated like men because they look like men? Ugly men but men just the same. Or it could be they were always treated like men and they got pissed when the pretty women got treated special and passed the law to keep them from being treated like ladies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Barker
Listen to yourselves.
ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
aRE NOT POLITICIANS.Quote:
Originally Posted by WormGod
I'm with ya, Worm. I've never considered myself one or the other. Both sides are corrupt and evil in different ways.Quote:
Originally Posted by WormGod
We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS. Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!
Bart
Where am I supposed to fit wheeling and welding in there?Quote:
Originally Posted by nfpgasmask
It's a joke thread, I don't think anyone here is listing their political affiliations with a picture of a bear at a picnic table and another of pretty grandma's vs. ugly grandma's!
If it will make you feel better I can go find some pictures poking fun at consevatives.
x2Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Barker
Here's the funniest joke.
Who voted for GW the first time.
Who voted for him the second time.
And now, they are pointing fingers elsewhere
Now that's funny!!!!!!!
And after all this hope and change I wish I could have voted for him a third timeQuote:
Originally Posted by tomdietrying
Vote early and vote often!!!... ;)
^^^^ thisQuote:
Originally Posted by circmand
But we arent a democracy, never have been. Pure democracy is a terrible form of .gov. We are a representative republic with democratic influences.Quote:
We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS.
Says a lot about a someone who is going down in history as one of our worst Presidents ever, and you would make the same mistake again. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5029204.eceQuote:
Originally Posted by circmand
Now, that's not funny. That's just stupid.
They're gonna have to watch out for picnic basket toting liberals come this fall.
There are plenty of political forums out there. No need to show your *** here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
I just want to kick the democraps out of both Washington's:mad:
Quote:
Originally Posted by WormGod
Agree x1000! :thumbup::thumbup:....'cept I think ya gotta tie about 5 lawyers and 5 lobbyists to each leg cuz they're all so full of hot air they're hard to sink!Quote:
Originally Posted by nfpgasmask
Truer words have never been spoken!! :laugho::laugho:
X2 I think we may finally get rid of that mom in tennis shoes forever:yesb:Quote:
Originally Posted by rowhard
That poster is a lot more damning for the republicans - its like whoever put it together thinks republicans value looks over substance. None of the "republicans" in it are actual politicians - at best they are celebrities. It's not like there aren't attractive female republicans who have held office to choose from - Condoleeza Rice, Nikki Haley and Sarah Palin for starters and it sure isn't like there aren't a buttload of good looking female democrat celebrities to choose from instead of the politicians.Quote:
Originally Posted by circmand
So it appears they cherry-picked pretty faces with make-up artists on television to represent the best of the republicans and actual working politicians to represent the best of the democrats. It's like saying republicans want a government of beauty pageant winners.
I think you've been joe-jobbed circmand.
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Originally Posted by Stephen Biko
It's more likely that they picked pretty republican women and pretty damn ugly democratic women to make a funny... I think you've read too much into it Stephen Biko:D
It would be too embarassing if I voted for one of these ash clowns & they actually won...:mbrasd:
Both sides of the aisle just plain stink IMO...:upsetgray
But I did find this story to be amusing...:smilewink
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
:laugho::yesb:
X2 we need term limits!:yesb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ldub
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT...BUT THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY...
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a
caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you
is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell
me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver
will do the job."
The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir.. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, the
golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this
green is gonna break left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied
the hole thanks to the robot and his advice. But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the
assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game ?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST
game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week."
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would
like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the
robots. We had too many complaints."
"COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off
them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro
shop, and the other thinks he's the President."
I got One!
What's the difference between a conservative republicant and a bucket of §hit?........ The bucket.
How does the Republican party separate the men from the boys?....
With a crowbar!
How long does it take a republican to turn a surplus into the worst financial downturn since the great depression?
Two terms...
What do you call a closeted gay Republican?
Senator
Did you read George Bush's new book?
Neither did he...
Dan Quale, George Bush, and Sarah Palin meet at a bar. Sara has a few belts and says,
"Ill sleep with one of you guys, but I only like intelligent men with a gift for gab, and christian values."
Both men went home, and Sara wound up banging Jesus that night.
Nice collection of jokes...probably some welfare recipient spent the whole day on the net searching for those on internet he stole from his working neighbors.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE
Actually, I made them all up.
And most of the people that are on welfare right now are on it because you and other clowns in your party thought GWB would be a good president.
It's gonna be a long time before this country trusts republicans again so I'd sit your *** down and get comfortable.
Fillibuster that!
LOL,Quote:
Originally Posted by HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE
well, if you must know, the housing crisis was caused by the Clinton administration forcing Fannie-Mae to give loans to people who thought they deserved to own their own home, but couldn't really afford it. The housing bubble collapse started several years ago, and was never recognized until the government driven balloon payments came due. This was the real foundation of the current "economic crisis" Strange that the rest of the world, much more liberal in comparison to us, is going through the same thing if not worse. But I do recognize the fact that all politicians suck. Tis the nature of the beast.
Here is a good one for you:
Sally came home from college for the first time. Her dad hugged her and asked her how school was going.
"Great dad, I made the Dean's list with a 3.5 GPA!!!!"
He congratulated her and asker her how her best friend from high school, Tabitha, was doing.
"Not so good dad, she only has a 2.5 and is barely hanging on, she skips class, sleeps in, goes out to parties every night, already had one abortion"
Her dad has a wonderful idea:
"Honey, go to the Dean, ask him to take your 3.5 and her 2.5 and just split it down the middle, a 3.0 for each of you, and as far as the total amount of work that was done, it will all work out in the end to be the same."
Sally responded vehemently "HELL NO!!! I WORKED MY *** OFF FOR THAT 3.5"
Her dad smiled and offered his hand "Welcome to the Republican Party".
So, after you read this on the internet that you pay 39 bucks a month for, and then hop in your sweet VX and go to work, contemplate giving these things up, after all, there are a bunch of lazy POS democrat supporters that need your money to fund their laziness. Maybe you can sell the VX and buy several bicycles, then you can help out those who don't have as much as you. But wait, you worked hard to get the things you have, why should you be the one to give them up to those who don't deserve them?
It's typical that you'd blame Clinton.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
He was out of office in like 2000?
Bush had almost a decade to reform any policy Clinton inacted that would put this country in financial risk. Instead. He gave tax cuts to the most wealthy Americans while financing two wars. It was to his benifit, the housing boom that happened between 2003-2006 was the pinnacle of his career, and we all know what the aftermath was from that.
One of the best things that came out of the Bush years...
Sept 11th..
Follow me on this..
After the attacks America came together,
Republicans, Democrats, Blacks,whites, mexicans, asians, liberals, conservative all came together and pointed a collective middle finger at the bastards that sucker punched us.
Now fast forward to now...
Because of the deep recession that has now lasted close to 3 years, we all need to come together and help the folks who are struggling.
That's not liberal, that's human.
All the aid that people are getting is not just freeloaders..
Its your mom, your uncle, your next door neighbor,it's your fellow countrymen who worked and worked till the work ran out, because nobody is spending money.
How many people in this forum have lost a home or are gonna lose one?
Or a job? Or jobs? It's not because you could not afford the house when you bought it, it's because when the economy crashed, and people lost their incomes.
I don't see America like you do. I don't see a bunch of losers who don't want to work, Quite the opposite really, I see people doing whatever they can do to get by and being creative and determined to survive under some of the worst economic times in our history.
"Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! "
Otter