Dear Jo, Parlez-vous francais?.

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Hey Jo, the hospitality of these European guys is overwhelming in comparison to yours, when I think of the time I've wasted strapped to the top of your Rig i can't get over it......

After visiting Alan (see my other thread ;) ) I took a train down to see Alterastro, he told me that his was 'Bigger' than yours so I thought, "hey i'm gonna check this out". I was a bit worried about the 'Virgin' train I had to take but thankfully they let me on, the wink I gave the conductor must have worked and he never came back to find me and have his favour returned thankfully....

Nick's VX is amazing, its silver like Alan????????s but WOW its clean! He then introduced me to his Pajero, I wasn't sure what to make if it as I have only ever come across a VX.... Well needless to say the Pajero was one mean rig and Jo??????????????White is the new black honey, your rig seams so boring.

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Turns out Nick runs the Four Wheel Drive Club so I joined him and some other VERY friendly guys on a trip over to France, I was so excited I almost had an accident right then and there....


Hangin out waiting for the Ferry

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Its a damn site more stylish and comfortable up here than your damn roof Jo!

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I love strutting around for the boys..

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My first time on a boat, you should see the sailors :yeso:

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Hey Jo, There's definately 'blue' birds over the white cliffs of dover today! The wind almost blew my skirt up, and when it didnt the boys looked a bit disappointed ...... so I gave them a flash for free, I cut the bottom of this picture short though, didn't want my thread deleted :D

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Waiting for the fun to start in France ...... M????nage et trois anyone ???

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I bring the FUN to a dinner party!

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We headed into some caves the next day, it was so exciting I just had to sit down, in a lady like fashion of course

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I decided to watch Nick strut his 4x4 stuff...wow it turns me on

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and finally we headed back over to England

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What an amazing time I'm having over here, thank God I got to get away from you over christmas! I would never have experienced all these wonderfull things, needless to say Jo, I may not be coming home....its just too much fun here, but incase you are worried I'm staying with Nick for a bit, were going to go out in The VX this weekend, maybe I'll pop back to Crotchrocket's again after that...who knows im a free bird as they say over here.
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That right there is funny, I don't care who you are. :bgwb:

The pics were awesome, especially the cave wheeling!

I wanna be ORW

Sorry Gussie, you just don't have the looks for it... ;)
Cave wheeling looks like a great time!

Those are some fantastic pictues. I especially like the one at the ferry going to Callus, France.
Man four wheelin in a cave, what a lucky girl. Gotta admit she's kinda pretty. I can see why she doesn't have any problem getting rides.
Reminds me of an old song "How ya gonna get em back on the farm after they've seen Callus"
Betcha jo's gonna have a hard time gettin her back.

OMG....Comment allez-vous? my sweet pliable plaything.

Tu es ma joie de vivre....!

They took you "En France"....SACRE BLEU....:eek:

Obviously the milk cartons are not working....

And given I have your passport....

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...you where obviously smuggled into France in a most illegal and dastardly manner.


I am left with no choice but to contact INTERPOL...

Rest assured , there will be repercussions if mon petite fils has experienced...

....French bread....French fries...French men....

...not to mention French kissing :eek:


I shudder to think of the smelly armpit,Gauloises tainted breath my poor
love may have been exposed too.

Je veux être avec toi...je suis tres ,tres ....:_mecker:


jo

:laugho: This thread is ridiculous!!!!

I've never seen cave 4 wheeling before, looks like alot of fun

That is awesome fun..:bwgy::smilewink:bgwo::bgwb:

Can't wait for the next adventure ORW!

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Originally Posted by Mile High VX

That is awesome fun..:bwgy::smilewink:bgwo::bgwb:

Can't wait for the next adventure ORW!

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Off to Nz to meet me and Castigan or? off to Aussie to meet vx-157 and pk ? :bwgy:

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Off to Nz to meet me and Castigan or? off to Aussie to meet vx-157 and pk ? :bwgy:

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She is more than welcome over here. happy to show her around my bush...

lol, looks like your having a great time ORW, the cave driving does look awesome and i think im gonna put my name down to do it!

Yes, we had an absolute ball! It was a pleasure to have the company of such a beautiful and exciting young lady for a dirty weekend!

The cave driving was a unique and fantastic experience and a lot of fun! I'm going back in July and I'll be taking my VX, so keep a look out for the pics. Incidentally, If you want to see more pics they are here: http://picasaweb.google.com/Alterast...eat=directlink

Nick ;)

What awesome pics!!!, i think me and the mrs are gonna come along!

those pajero's are awesome! i really dig it.

This is getting like Flat Stanley. :laughing:

Bart

Only not so flat...:bwgy::smilewink:bgwo::bgwb:

I must say I enjoyed France......I enjoyed French Bread
French Fries and a French Kiss(on the cheek).
I can't stand Gauloises (cigarette) breath turns me off.

I will say as much as I love VX's, being in the dark, in a pajero was rather exciting.

To my VX family: I am considering returning to the "States".
But as you all know Jo has my passport and with those dam milk cartons I am sure I will have to sneak back in maybe even have to disguise myself. With the heat on from Interpol I hope I can pull it off.

Oh, and I enjoyed "Flat Stanley's" adventures...and yes it is kind of fun to world travel.
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Originally Posted by ORW VXr

I must say I enjoyed France......I enjoyed French Bread
French Fries and a French Kiss(on the cheek).
I can't stand Gauloises (cigarette) breath turns me off.

I will say as much as I love VX's, being in the dark, in a pajero was rather exciting.

To my VX family: I am considering returning to the "States".
But as you all know Jo has my passport and with those dam milk cartons I am sure I will have to sneak back in maybe even have to disguise myself. With the heat on from Interpol I hope I can pull it off.

Oh, and I enjoyed "Flat Stanley's" adventures...and yes it is kind of fun to world travel.

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If ya need to travel under the radar, across international borders, & can keep yer yap shut, I'll send one of these numbers to wherever, to insure your safe passage...:yes:

I doubt even the ham fisted cads at interpol would examine a "to go" box full of ho...:uhohgray:

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I already have one in your size....because here at Dubco...

"Damsels in distress have been a specialty since sometime in the mid 70's"...:yesgray:

And yes my curious little strumpet, let there be no doubt, that's real C-F...nuthin' but the best for my girls...:smilewink

Lemme know what you decide.

That mini-coffin is sweet!

Sheesh, first Jo leaves you out in the elements on his roof, (notice I didn't use that other word :bgwo:) , then sicks Interpol on you, and now Dub wants to ship you in a "ho-to-go" coffin.....ORW I think you need to head to AZ! Yeah, we have some pri*k(er)s here too, but they're only on the cactus. :dan_ban:

The above three post caused me to do the ol coffee thru the nose bit.(I'll bet VXCRAZY wets her pants).

One has a "ho-to-go" box.

The second thinks the box is sweet.

And the third wants to save the Ho from all the prickley people.

ROFL !