Let this be a lesson........

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07/30/2009, 10:01 AM
crotchrocket

Let this be a lesson........

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.

She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I'm looking for a girl with big tits.

:D :D
07/30/2009, 10:34 AM
chaz255

I love it

I went through a similar ordeals, my wife left, I came home to an empty house and the bank account was robbed:_thinking, my 2nd WIFE has big tits....And is prelaw...
lol:dance::dance::dance:
07/30/2009, 11:20 AM
tom4bren

"Let this be a lesson"

I must learn quick. I got it rite the second time 'round.
07/30/2009, 12:39 PM
circmand

well

I never married

Dated several girls and dumped them when they irritated me

I have all my stuff and all the toys I want
07/30/2009, 01:19 PM
VX KAT

Well, I too got it right on the 2nd try....hubby says my first was just a "practice hubby"..(18 yrs of practice?? :_huh: ) ......to get me in shape for him! :rolleyes: Guess he didn't need any practice....I'm #1. Me like that! :yes:
07/30/2009, 02:41 PM
ISCE

Awesome! Very funny, and TRUE! Just shared with my wife and we both laughed. Thanks! I always tell my wife "It's all about the boobs!" Lucky, I figured that out early - oh, and got VERY lucky she's a great wife too. lol
07/30/2009, 03:00 PM
VCrossfan

One mate for a long period of time... or many mates for short periods of time..

I use to believe and enjoy in the latter in my 20's/30's and early 40's but as time goes on it would be nice to find that Great All-around Gal, It's about that time.....
07/30/2009, 10:08 PM
Riff Raff

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISCE

"It's all about the boobs!"

Yes, and that's exactly how I want to die someday-- by suffication.
07/30/2009, 10:44 PM
Thmstec

Guess I better keep the girlfriend I got ;)
07/31/2009, 03:51 AM
kirk hilton

Awesome Juggs

Thanks, that little story has unblocked my writer's block. Just one question rather then "big tits" how would an American say it, as it is an American who tells the story in my story (if that makes sense)? Is 'big tits' simply too British?

In Chicago would it be "Awesome Juggs"?

Does anyone have a better suggestion

It's a serious question.
07/31/2009, 05:22 AM
JAMAS

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirk hilton

Thanks, that little story has unblocked my writer's block. Just one question rather then "big tits" how would an American say it, as it is an American who tells the story in my story (if that makes sense)? Is 'big tits' simply too British?

In Chicago would it be "Awesome Juggs"?

Does anyone have a better suggestion

It's a serious question.

Nice Rack
Rockin' Knockers
Hooters
Big Boobs McGee
Chesty LaRue
Hooty McBoob
07/31/2009, 07:05 AM
ReefFreek

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISCE

"It's all about the boobs!"

For me its the keister.
07/31/2009, 07:16 AM
JAMAS

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReefFreek

For me its the keister.

so "ReefFreek" is slang then?:laughing:
07/31/2009, 07:16 AM
circmand

I beleive it is

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMAS

Nice Rack
Rockin' Knockers
Hooters
Big Boobs McGee
Chesty LaRue
Hooty McBoob

Hooty McBoobidy

Bazongas
Tatas
Sex air bags
$3000 water balloons
07/31/2009, 07:41 AM
Ldub

All you young'ns are showing your age & experience, or lack thereof...:smilewink

The worthwhile qualities in a significant other, or anyone for that matter, can't be seen with the naked eye, & have far more longevity than those of mere physical attraction...:yes:

Perhaps you've heard of a few of these...

Loyalty
Honesty
Credibility
Humility
Compassion
Kindness
Caring
Trustworthiness
Wisdom
Patience
Understanding
Integrity

Just to name a few...:cool:...:heart:

Oh yeah, if you find someone with all those qualities, & he or she will strap your VX in the mud, & wash it off when you get home...put a ring on it...:thumbup:
07/31/2009, 07:52 AM
kirk hilton

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMAS

Nice Rack
Rockin' Knockers
Hooters
Big Boobs McGee
Chesty LaRue
Hooty McBoob

Thanks

I think I'll go for "a great pair of knockers":smilewink
07/31/2009, 08:25 AM
WormGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

All you young'ns are showing your age & experience, or lack thereof...:smilewink

The worthwhile qualities in a significant other, or anyone for that matter, can't be seen with the naked eye, & have far more longevity than those of mere physical attraction...:yes:

Perhaps you've heard of a few of these...

Loyalty
Honesty
Credibility
Humility
Compassion
Kindness
Caring
Trustworthiness
Wisdom
Patience
Understanding
Integrity

Just to name a few...:cool:...:heart:

Oh yeah, if you find someone with all those qualities, & he or she will strap your VX in the mud, & wash it off when you get home...put a ring on it...:thumbup:

Most pets can cover most of that territory. :p

No sense in complaining about what we want vs what we get. I am simple. I take what I can get. Beggars can't be choosers. I like women who like me. And when you are as fugly as me, there really is no alternative. :bwgy:
07/31/2009, 10:36 AM
handeeman

My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure miss him. j/k married almost 36 yrs now to the same woman.
07/31/2009, 02:27 PM
VCrossfan

Don't you Brit's call them "Wobbly Bits" ??
07/31/2009, 08:52 PM
Riff Raff

Quote:

Originally Posted by WormGod

Most pets can cover most of that territory. :p

If your pets are sheep, then they cover all the bases.:yesy:
07/31/2009, 08:58 PM
don moore

wow thats just like my life ..but i married all of them.... and the last one im married to now ..you know with the big ..ahh smiles hehe

thx ..good story.

I love my wife...
08/01/2009, 06:40 PM
PK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

If your pets are sheep, then they cover all the bases.:yesy:

Only if you are a Kiwi.:bwgy::smilewink

Sorry Sprey - could not help myself.

PK
08/01/2009, 07:28 PM
Sprey

Quote:

Originally Posted by PK

Only if you are a Kiwi.:bwgy::smilewink

Sorry Sprey - could not help myself.

PK

Rofl dream on, my vx is a city car at the mo :S:p
08/02/2009, 11:44 AM
kirk hilton

Quote:

Originally Posted by VCrossfan

Don't you Brit's call them "Wobbly Bits" ??

I don't think I've ever hear a Brit call them "Wobbly Bits" ... perhaps "Booby Tits"
08/03/2009, 06:46 AM
crotchrocket

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprey

Rofl i dream of meeting some lonely ship in a field whilst off roading my VX :S:p

Best present sprey ever got was a pair of wellington boots and some velcro gloves :D :D :D
08/25/2009, 06:45 PM
Moncha

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirk hilton

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMAS

Nice Rack
Rockin' Knockers
Hooters
Big Boobs McGee
Chesty LaRue
Hooty McBoob

Thanks

I think I'll go for "a great pair of knockers":smilewink

I always seen it this way,

"Heeeeeellllllllllllllllloo? Are these on?