I want my VX back!

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06/25/2009, 08:03 AM
alterastro

I want my VX back!

Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it :smilewink. Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time :_crying:

So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!

Nick :(
06/25/2009, 08:05 AM
crotchrocket

Fix The Audi Quick !!!!!!
06/25/2009, 08:16 AM
jdm monkey

Sell the audi and buy another VX! I wish I had two VX'es.
06/25/2009, 08:19 AM
MSHardeman

Divorce.
06/25/2009, 08:23 AM
Ldub

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Originally Posted by MSHardeman

Divorce.

:naughty:...:yes:
06/25/2009, 08:28 AM
Gussie2000

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Originally Posted by crotchrocket

Fix The Audi Quick !!!!!!

You say quick,I say right now.
2nd option:
Get her a VX
06/25/2009, 08:35 AM
don moore

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Originally Posted by MSHardeman

Divorce.

if he does that he will loose the VX....lol
and get the broken audi
06/25/2009, 08:44 AM
VX crazy

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Originally Posted by don moore

if he does that he will loose the VX....lol
and get the broken audi

TRUE!! ROFL:p
06/25/2009, 08:45 AM
MSHardeman

I would hope that the VX is in his name, or there may be a covert operation in the middle of the night to get it back. Can you hear the Mission Impossible theme song....I know I can.
06/25/2009, 09:06 AM
nfpgasmask

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Originally Posted by jdm monkey

Sell the audi and buy another VX! I wish I had two VX'es.

x2. Someday, when all of my current car projects are complete and paid off, and if I have the time and will left, I will buy another VX and make a VX02 out of it....someday.

Bart
06/25/2009, 11:02 AM
tom4bren

Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.:)
06/25/2009, 11:57 AM
pbkid

2nd VX... thats gonna be my option one day (whit *MissCoVX* is always trying to drive mine ;) )
06/25/2009, 12:02 PM
alterastro

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.:)

She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!! :mado:
06/25/2009, 12:49 PM
Gussie2000

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Originally Posted by alterastro

She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!! :mado:

Oh man ! Wify seems got bit by the VX poison;If she gets your VX membership profile it's all over for you dude.
06/25/2009, 01:02 PM
Triathlete

Now that SHE has a VX, make sure she joins the forum!:bwgy::dan_ban:
06/25/2009, 01:05 PM
tomdietrying

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Peace.
Tom
06/25/2009, 01:35 PM
nfpgasmask

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Originally Posted by tomdietrying

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Peace.
Tom

:laughing: Good one, Tom!!

Bart
06/25/2009, 01:52 PM
Gussie2000

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Originally Posted by Triathlete

Now that SHE has a VX, make sure she joins the forum!:bwgy::dan_ban:

Hehehe LOL !
06/25/2009, 01:54 PM
Triathlete

Thats right...we be bringing the funny!:yesy:
06/25/2009, 09:38 PM
Jolly Roger VX'er

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Originally Posted by alterastro

Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it :smilewink. Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time :_crying:

So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!

Nick :(

1) If she can have kids... use whatever means necessary to achieve fatherhood and then hand her the baby (car) seat along with the keys to the VX. After stowing said child in back of VX repeatedly...she'll most likely "tap-out"...ring the bell...you win VX back!

2) If she cannot have kids...borrow some...and make sure baby (car) seats are required....see above (#1) for rest of plan.

3) Mention the owner's manual routine on flat tire management when the flat occurs on the rear (LSD)....then follow her to her destination (incognito) <-----check local stalking laws......and stage a flat tire scenario utilizing either rear tire....wait 'til she gets home (depending on whether or not she followed the guidance):
A: chastize her for not following owners manual guidelines
B: keep throwing it out there about what a bummer it was to shuffle those tires around...and wouldn't be nice not to have too... :)

OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomdietrying

Simple solution.......................................... ........................................
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................Man Up!!!!!!!
Peace.
Tom
06/26/2009, 02:01 AM
VX-157

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolly Roger VX'er

1) If she can have kids... use whatever means necessary to achieve fatherhood and then hand her the baby (car) seat along with the keys to the VX. After stowing said child in back of VX repeatedly...she'll most likely "tap-out"...ring the bell...you win VX back!

2) If she cannot have kids...borrow some...and make sure baby (car) seats are required....see above (#1) for rest of plan.

3) Mention the owner's manual routine on flat tire management when the flat occurs on the rear (LSD)....then follow her to her destination (incognito) <-----check local stalking laws......and stage a flat tire scenario utilizing either rear tire....wait 'til she gets home (depending on whether or not she followed the guidance):
A: chastize her for not following owners manual guidelines
B: keep throwing it out there about what a bummer it was to shuffle those tires around...and wouldn't be nice not to have too... :)

OR

ummm not to thread jack....but could you explain the flat tire management? :confused:
06/26/2009, 02:55 AM
Jolly Roger VX'er

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Originally Posted by Hetzer

ummm not to thread jack....but could you explain the flat tire management? :confused:

http://vehicross.info/forums/showthr...ght=spare+tire

also:

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Originally Posted by Tone

Good thing you did not have a flat on the rear as you would have had to move the front tire to the rear and put the spare on the front - according the manual AND printed on the spare.
06/26/2009, 07:06 AM
tom4bren

"MAN UP!!!!!!!"

Actually the more effective approach would be: Hi honey, I brought you these lovely flowers ... and some jewelry ... and we have dinner reservations at Chez Enri ... may I please have my VX keys back.

WARNING - the 'MAN UP' approach can be detrimental to not only your sex life but also your physical well being.
06/26/2009, 07:49 AM
Gussie2000

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

"MAN UP!!!!!!!"

Actually the more effective approach would be: Hi honey, I brought you these lovely flowers ... and some jewelry ... and we have dinner reservations at Chez Enri ... may I please have my VX keys back.

WARNING - the 'MAN UP' approach can be detrimental to not only your sex life but also your physical well being.

Yep ! specially if she's at the kitchen.
Some kitchenware can go airborne towards you head.
Damn dude.
I can pictured you at the window facing the street anxiously looking for your wife or better say your VX to safely return back to home after a whole long day without her.....yeah i meant your VX.
You can take a pic & place it in your wallet or have it on your office desk hehehe
06/26/2009, 07:57 AM
Gussie2000

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Originally Posted by Gussie2000

Yep ! specially if she's at the kitchen.
Some kitchenware can go airborne towards you head.
Damn dude.
I can pictured you at the window facing the street anxiously looking for your wife or better say your VX to safely return back to home after a whole long day without her.....yeah i meant your VX.
You can take a pic & place it in your wallet or have it on your office desk hehehe

PS: There's nice photo frames on ebay going on blowout sale LOL
06/26/2009, 07:59 AM
don moore

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Originally Posted by Gussie2000

PS: There's nice photo frames on ebay going on blowout sale LOL

lol your so bad...........
My wife wont drive my VX she said she would be afraid if she wrecked it I would divorce her...

so she wont drive it..:)
I love my wife...:smilewink
06/26/2009, 08:48 AM
Triathlete

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Originally Posted by Hetzer

ummm not to thread jack....but could you explain the flat tire management? :confused:

I don't believe JDM owners need to worry since you guys have a TOD switch that allows you guys to run 2 wheel drive...I think! Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
06/26/2009, 08:53 AM
tom4bren

Yer wrong!

That's all I've got to say about that!

Actually, the restriction of putting the donut on the rear has to do with the LSD. I think that the JDM have it but you can correct me if I'm wrong.
10/25/2009, 08:33 AM
silvercross

get another vx.let her buy ironwomans vx.then you can go to meets together!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by alterastro

Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it :smilewink. Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time :_crying:

So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!

Nick :(
10/25/2009, 02:38 PM
circmand

tell her

the VX makes her butt look huge.

VXKAT insert your comment here
10/25/2009, 02:49 PM
VXIRONwoMAN

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Originally Posted by silvercross

get another vx.let her buy ironwomans vx.then you can go to meets together!

Yeah... that way I can start my own "I want my VX back" thread... :p
10/14/2010, 05:00 PM
VRox

Ain't happenin! you just lost your VX.