Driving home today, I saw one that said...
What would Jesus do? For starters, he'd use His friggin' turn signal!!!
:)
Brian
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Driving home today, I saw one that said...
What would Jesus do? For starters, he'd use His friggin' turn signal!!!
:)
Brian
Sticker:
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Quoted by Ronald Reagan
"my guns have killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car."
I had one in my head a long time ago along those lines that I wanted to get printed...Quote:
Originally Posted by BBVX
"What would Jesus drive? A big freakin' truck, moron, he was a carpenter!"
Good thing I am lazy.
I saw one in New Orleans once that I try live my life by:
"O.K., but wash it first."
It can apply to SO much.
I didn't see this one but my friend was called and told me when he saw it...only because I joke with him about his mom:bwgr:
"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"
Not really appropriate for Reno at the moment.....
"Fat people are harder to kidnap"
I actually saw these just the other day:
"If it were up to me, you wouldn't have a license to drive"
"Proud parent of a self medicated paranoid mentally ill gun wielding honor student"
I worked at a sign shop years ago, and had cut this one out for my car:
"How's my Driving?"
1 800 RAT ON ME
I had people asking me all the time to make one for them, but liked to be unique. Guess that's why I bought a VX!
Best,
James
"Tight butts drive me nuts" - HUGE Dodge truck with WVA tag
"Frodo lost, Bush has the ring"
"Bad cop, no donut"
"Failure to launch" - I guess his parents put it on his car, hahaha
not a bumper sticker.. but i saw a chevy silverado with the license plate "Ms Mopar"
Quote:
Originally Posted by XCross69
My friend got me that as a joke. also other one said.
" your little princess is my little whore. "
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrnCnn
HAHA I am going to start using that more often.
I saw one the other day that read:
"Watch out for the idiot behind me"
I laughed until i realized i was behind him.
I love animals.... they taste great.
This one is good, homemade sticker...
http://www.nofuture.com/dailys/marklee/01.jpg
People are silly....
Bart
No but I did take a upstanding citizen to jail the other night who had a big heart tatoo on his chest. Below it read: "The Bitch Can't Break This One"
"Save the Whales...Collect the Whole Set"
Blaming a gun for killing, is like blaming a fork for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
If your gonna ride my a**, you better pull my hair.
When I was in fort knox in 76 I got a bumper sticker for my moms car ..
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
she had a 75 ford grand torino
;)
Ohhh I love that one! I have one on my gas tank that says "If you can read this BACKDAFUCHUP" But I want that one now!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CrnCnn
Lisa,
That gives us a LOT of insight into your personality. NICE!!
You know it, I actually went to makestickers.com and ordered one of those, you make them yourself....I need a replacement for mine and that one seems much more interesting! :smilewinkQuote:
Originally Posted by MSHardeman
I saw one with a capitol "W 04". It think it stood for "WRONG 04".
Peace.
Tom
012009
I saw an suv with a Dallas "blonde" driving,It said , Trophy Whore, at least she has a sense of humor.Ha
"if you can read this, you're too close"
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Can't feed 'em
Don't breed 'em
...how true.
jo
THAT is awesome. I want to get a bunch of stickers made that just say "BREEDING" so I can stick them under the "STOP" on any and all stop signs I can hit!Quote:
Originally Posted by JoFotoz
:) Bart
not a bumper sticker but I have seen jeeps that have windshield stickers up high. Some are upside down and say "if you can read this, roll me over" a couple say "hummer recovery vehicle" I also have a liscense plate frame my mom gave me way back that reads "in case of rapture, this car will be unmanned"
I saw a 1974 Ford LTD, rusted all over, taillight broken out, vinyl roof torn and flapping in the breeze. The cleanest thing on the whole car was a bumper sticker that said, "My other car is a piece of crap".
Republican - Because not everyone can be on welfare
"visualize whirled peas":gring::gring::gring::gring::gring::gring:
lol;)
I have been overly unimpressed with a number of inputs on this thread. Just purely not funny.
I just saw this one:
"AT LEAST THE WAR ON THE ECONOMY IS GOING WELL"
:) Bart
I smell a debate!Quote:
Originally Posted by JHarris1385
;) Bart
Quote:
Originally Posted by JHarris1385
what's funny is your response, where is your sense of humor?
Come on man, you know Republicans don't have a sense of humor!Quote:
Originally Posted by WiSDoM
Just kidding, J! ;)
Bart