Yep. This is it... I find this bird?... she/it (hold your tounge!) is toast:
http://www.bijulab.com/images/VX_INFO/birdpoop.jpg
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!
Share your horror pix.
-biju.
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Yep. This is it... I find this bird?... she/it (hold your tounge!) is toast:
http://www.bijulab.com/images/VX_INFO/birdpoop.jpg
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!
Share your horror pix.
-biju.
I have no photo's, but let me tell you, the seagulls around here are NASTY!!!! We refere to them as Thurston County's Air Force and they often go on bombing runs together looking for freshly washed cars.
Funny story, (not for the owner of the car). I mentioned the Olympia LakeFair and their Friday night open car show in another thread. Well, one evening, and it was a hot friday evening, I was walking down to the car show and this person had parked their honda civic all afternoon right smack, square, lined up perfectly under this light pole that these NASTY seagulls use to hang out at. And these seagulls must of invited all their friends and had a party,... cause this person could not have lined up their opened sunroof any better. And like I said, it was hot, and it baked seagull poop all over this honda civic's gear shift, parking brake, center console, both seats and anywhere else they could hit. It was a mess. I think if it was me I would of had it towed to a detail shop.
oh, Boo Hoo!
Get rag sissy.
Tis true. *sigh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny
At first glance, I felt like this:
http://www.clantynker.com/images/gal...ad-ClownLG.jpg
But as the day went on, and I knew my poor poor VX was sitting out in the sun with this poop baking, I ended up feeling like this:
http://rajivshankar.googlepages.com/...rying-baby.gif
later, after she's been cleaned for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT i'll feel like this:
"EXCELLENT!"
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/arch...en_195352m.jpg
-biju
p.s. rowhard: funny schit. was it a ricer type civic?
oh i agree, quit crying and spray it off =)
read the damn thread, it wasn't mine
ahh biju good timing.. a bird just took a dump on my new bra!! i was mad.. ill get a pic of it tomorrow before i wash it and post it for ya
oh we know, and biju knows we're taking jabs at his ribs... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by rowhard
You must look purdy in that "new bra"! :freek: :laughb: :laughb: :laughb:Quote:
Originally Posted by etlsport
OMG!!! Thank you for cracking me up once again!!! :laugho: ...Birds do not exist in Vegas but in SoCal they are a huge problem! But I have yet to get bombed in Vegas (knock on wood)....
;puke: Wow, if that guy would have left his car there any longer it would have looked as if it was painted white. That is dusgusting!
Bij, your itty bitty bird dropping has nothing on my Arizona bug fest!
http://shutter10.pictures.aol.com/da...0g46CW0300.jpg
http://shutter10.pictures.aol.com/da...wv9-WR0300.jpg
http://shutter10.pictures.aol.com/da...wpd6aH0300.jpg
http://shutter06.pictures.aol.com/da...TYtyFk0300.jpg
That's not a bug fest, that is a entomologically study if ever there was one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Triathlete
^ agreed! what carnage! what horror! won't somebody, PLEASE think of the children!!!
Keep em' coming...
(still waiting to see the dookie to end all dookies, or bug splats i suppose, - not staged - on a vx)
poop. always funny....
-biju.
You say bugs?
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...Souveniers.jpg
I was just hoping someone would feel sorry for me and swing by and wash my VX! :naughty: :_confused :naughty: :rotate:
No pictures but a quick story:
I picked up my dog from the vet one day (thankfully not in the VX). The dog got sick on the way home and went critical mass from both ends. I gagged all the way home and IMMEDIATELY shampooed the interior 3 times. The next day 3 more times - I couldn't get rid of the smell.
I found a detailer who would do the job for me. I actually wore an Army gasmask to drive it there.
He used an air ionizer for 3 days before he even started the job then tossed his cookies when he tried to drive it into the garage.
In the end, he did a great job. Get this - insurance even PAID for the detailing.
Lessons learned: 1) Only pick up sick animals in the open bed of a P'up. 2) You get really funny looks when you drive around wearing a gasmask.
Slightly off topic...but it has to do with a bird. And I think it's colon.
I decided to help my buddy move from Boston down to NY last saturday. We hopped in his 99ish Durango and were headed west on Rt. 2. I was passed out and WHAM!!! "Oh ****!" I woke up and my buddy said we may have just hit a bird. I joked it may be jammed in the grill and we'll find out later.
Later...we stopped to empty his storage locker and as I checked the front of the car there was quite possibly the biggest (dead) bird I've seen in Massachusetts.
Anyway, we decided to leave it there as we were trying to make Clemens first start. Let me tell you...nothing clears people in NYC like a dead bird hanging from the grill. We probably had 40-50 people either a) inform us we had a dead bird on our car b) look at us with the WTF look on their faces or c) yell at us with NYC greetings.
We finally parked and when we got back to the car after the game the majority of the bird was gone. All that was left was something resembling the colon/gall bladder and a ****ton of feathers. Where did it go? Who's plate is it on? I will never know...
Anyway, bird poop could be worse... :p
Yuk!!!
Obviously this guy is severely challenged. He can't read and he doesn't drive a VX. I guess he got what he deserved.
Now this is a crappy topic! :)
Man, I got a good one on my window... Will have to get pics tommorow
Wasnt in my VX, but when I had my 4Runner in WV something hit my windshield and I bout ralphed right there and almost crashed. I think it was a bat. It hit right below my wipers and spread in a big (nasty) multicolored V. It was a big greenish-blue-red-purple nasty V that practically covered the whole drivers side of my windshield. I should have totally taken some pictures of it. Y'all would've hated it! Lol