I thought this was the post about moving and posted it here instead of crotchrockets thread about moving. oh well
Once when I was in college I was on the 3rd floor of the dorm and it was time for everyone to get out. The dorm manager came to my room and went into a panic. We had about 45 minutes to be cleared out and i was laying on top of my bed and hadn't even started packing. I told him don't sweat it I'd be moved out on time. I took my bedspread and sheets off the bed laid them in the floor emptied all my drawers in them, packed my after shave in my rolled up socks. Then I tied it all up in a great big bundle. I then backed my old chevy truck up below my window, went up-stairs and pushed everything out the window. It all landed in the back of my truck and I was moved out.
Speaking of moving, one time I was gonna suprise my folks at Christmas by coming home for a few days from the Marine Corps . I caught a military hop from California to Oklahoma, hitchiked from Ok. City 100 miles home. got to the front door and no one answered. They had moved 296 miles away. But that's another story.