Political humor

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Originally Posted by Marlin

I don't see how these two can both be true:)

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Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

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Originally Posted by ZEUS

I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs
I've been told I am attractive and have a rapist wit.
I have a college degree and who cares.
I work pretty hard in the office when I am not chatting with you cats.
Like you, I'm working so illegal immigrants can have free health coverage while government officials continue to dupe me while asking for more money.
I otherwise like to veg on the couch with my own medication
...or abuse myself in the garage while sober.
I also like poetry and long walks on the beach.
OH! ...and pina coladas in the rain. :heart:
;puke2;

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Sorry, couldn't resist...:laugho:

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I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts...
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt

:heart::heart:

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/ne...ng/lol-045.gif

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

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Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

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Originally Posted by Marlin

I don't see how these two can both be true:)

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Well see when you are a victim of a two-party system you are stuck behind the facade of two personalities... like what's in my head. One is the war-mongering Republican hot-head and the other is the hippie Democrat who wants to fake world peace.
So you see, to apease everyone else involved, the two must speak in lies to co-exist! :yeso:

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

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Psycho... delic - "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

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Originally Posted by VX KAT

Sorry, couldn't resist...:laugho:


:heart::heart:

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts...

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt

:heart::heart:

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/ne...ng/lol-045.gif

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"Right.", said Fred.

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Originally Posted by Marlin

Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

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Ailments and remedies come in many forms.

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.:naughty:

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Originally Posted by kodiak

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.:naughty:

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Here ya go Bro...:yesgray:

Steamin' hot off da grille...http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif

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Originally Posted by Ldub

Here ya go Bro...:yesgray:

Steamin' hot off da grille...http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif

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Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.

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Originally Posted by Marlin

Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.

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You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink

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Originally Posted by Ldub

You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink

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LMAO, this video is funny, and completely G rated, it would be on the discovery channel:
If you listen at the 10 second mark , a little boy says "hes trying to open his mouth", and then at 30 sec, you hear a kid say "hes trying to make a baby"...I am hurting from laughing so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q

Apparently this happens all the time, I found some videos, same thing, different times. I even learned a few new moves watching them.

oh no...... does this have some connection to how "chocolate monkeys" are made?!?

PG porn is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.:rolly2:

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Originally Posted by Ldub

You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink

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Originally Posted by kodiak

PG porn is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.:rolly2:

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I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)

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Originally Posted by Marlin

I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)

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I prefer my porn much more hardcore!
Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTd...=youtube_gdata


Sent from my iPhone 4

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Originally Posted by Marlin

I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)

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She can kick my ars any time she wants. :yeso: