Weird stuff you remember from your mis-spent yoot

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Originally Posted by handeeman

Since this is Ldubs afterhours thread, I just wanted to add a few things not relating to much. First, I recently obtained the recipe to make the famous chocolate "moonkee". The wifey got the ingredients so we could try them this last Sat. night. We made our first batch (full blender). I poured mine in a large iced tea type mug and went out to the garage to rub the VX with a little "Quick Detailer". It's been pretty hot here in Fl. so the first "moonkee" went down like a chocolate milkshake...got another one while the wife made dinner. I think she had started on her second one too. Mean while I'm back in the garage and the neighbor and his wife come over. Making a long story longer they liked the "moonkees" too. We finished off all the stuff to make them except maybe a little ice. I think the last batch was Ok except I had to substitute some brownies for the chocolate ice cream and added a little vodka to the rum. Anyway, I woke the neighbors to see if they wanted to stay for dinner. They did. My wife had fixed an old southern meal, a pot of pinto beans, cornbread, fresh onions, fresh tomato etc. Look for my next post to be in "Embarrasing Exhaust".

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Just thought I'd bring this back up since it was the "dub" who gave me the recipe. Wife just called (she's a school marm)since yesterday was her last day with the kids in school she wanted to know if I would pick up the stuff for "moonkees" tonight.

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Originally Posted by handeeman

Since this is Ldubs afterhours thread, I just wanted to add a few things not relating to much. First, I recently obtained the recipe to make the famous chocolate "moonkee". The wifey got the ingredients so we could try them this last Sat. night. We made our first batch (full blender). I poured mine in a large iced tea type mug and went out to the garage to rub the VX with a little "Quick Detailer". It's been pretty hot here in Fl. so the first "moonkee" went down like a chocolate milkshake...got another one while the wife made dinner. I think she had started on her second one too. Mean while I'm back in the garage and the neighbor and his wife come over. Making a long story longer they liked the "moonkees" too. We finished off all the stuff to make them except maybe a little ice. I think the last batch was Ok except I had to substitute some brownies for the chocolate ice cream and added a little vodka to the rum. Anyway, I woke the neighbors to see if they wanted to stay for dinner. They did. My wife had fixed an old southern meal, a pot of pinto beans, cornbread, fresh onions, fresh tomato etc. Look for my next post to be in "Embarrasing Exhaust".

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Originally Posted by handeeman

Just thought I'd bring this back up since it was the "dub" who gave me the recipe. Wife just called (she's a school marm)since yesterday was her last day with the kids in school she wanted to know if I would pick up the stuff for "moonkees" tonight.

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Looks as if the "Chocolat Moonkee" revolution has spread to sunny Florida...:_beer:

In your first post you said "woke the neighbors"...WTH?, had they passed out after just one or two :confused:...:rolleyesg...:laughgray

Glad you're enjoying "the recipe"...:thumbup: (Baldwin sisters reference)

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Originally Posted by Ldub

Looks as if the "Chocolat Moonkee" revolution has spread to sunny Florida...:_beer:

In your first post you said "woke the neighbors"...WTH?, had they passed out after just one or two :confused:...:rolleyesg...:laughgray

Glad you're enjoying "the recipe"...:thumbup: (Baldwin sisters reference)

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WHY! WHY! have not tasted one of these.I was at the "stoop" the whole time:mad:

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Originally Posted by Scott Harness

WHY! WHY! have not tasted one of these.I was at the "stoop" the whole time:mad:

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Well DUDE...:confused:

When you hear the blender whip into action, ya gotta come a runnin'...:yes:

I seriously don't know how you were able to avoid having one, but I had gloves on my feet, so how would I know...:_confused

"I had gloves on my feet, so how would I know..."

I have no response to that ... well I do, but I'm trying to be nice for a change.

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Originally Posted by Scott Harness

WHY! WHY! have not tasted one of these.I was at the "stoop" the whole time:mad:

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How-z-about I post the recipe after I get done razzing Tom?

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

but I'm trying to be nice for a change.

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Who ARE you, & what have you done with Tom???

Chocolat Moonkee Recipe:

1 Blender (at least 500 watts of ice crushing power is preferred)
Chocolate ice cream, not ice milk, not frozen yogurt, not soy curds...CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!
Bacardi 151 rum
Chocolat liquor of your choosing
ICE - ICE - BABY

In a pristine clean blender, add (in this order)

2-3 scoops ice cream
3-4 handfulls of ice
1 good pour of chocolat liquor (1-2 seconds)
several glugs of 151 (2-4 seconds...depending...:naughty: )

Blend on whatever setting, until you achieve the consistency of a milkshake from mickey D's... Drool

Use a spoon to taste, & tweak the "kick" by adding more ice or 151...:blab:

Kick back, put some worn leather gloves on your toes, (so your feet look more "mad-monkeyish") ENJOY!!!...:dance:

Line Wave

DO NOT DRIVE!...:_steering

If you can find a place called "moderation", enjoy them there...:rolleyesg

Note: It is permissible to experiment by adding: banannas, brownies, candy bars, etc.

........It is deemed NOT permissible to experiment with such items as: pickles, potatos, yams, sandwhich meat, anything with "kraut" or "wurst" in the name, radishes, fish food, catnip...you get the idea.

Thanks Ldub!! The more I think about it. I did get a taste:rolleyes:
Onward thru the fog!:supercool

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Originally Posted by Scott Harness

Thanks Ldub!! The more I think about it. I did get a taste:rolleyes:
Onward thru the fog!:supercool

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L O freaking L ...:laughgray...:laughgray...:laughgray

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

Glad you don't feel left out any more...:yes:

How 'bout a splash of grenadine? You could have a chocolate covered cherry monkey.:bwgr:

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

How 'bout a splash of grenadine? You could have a chocolate covered cherry monkey.:bwgr:

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Depending on which end the cherry was on, that might qualify as a baboon...:rolleyesg

http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...monkeybutt.gif

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Originally Posted by Ldub

Glad you're enjoying "the recipe"...:thumbup: (Baldwin sisters reference)

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I think they got it from Ike;)

G'nite, Ldub!

Best,

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Originally Posted by snowtrooper1966

I think they got it from Ike;)

G'nite, Ldub!

Best,

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Goodnight John Boy...:laughgray

Glad there are a few oldsters around here that are able to catch a "Waltons" reference now & again...:rolleyes:

I caught the reference - I just kept my mouth shut since I didn't want anyone to think I'm an 'old fart' like LBUD.

I liked the episode when the Baldwin Sisters were trying to replace the headlight on their car. The guy asked which one was broken & they said:

'the one in the middle'.

Not quite a LMFAO but it still gets a chuckle.

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

I caught the reference - I just kept my mouth shut since I didn't want anyone to think I'm an 'old fart' like LBUD.

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No one could blame you for that...:yes:

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

I liked the episode when the Baldwin Sisters were trying to replace the headlight on their car. The guy asked which one was broken & they said:

'the one in the middle'.

Not quite a LMFAO but it still gets a chuckle.

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I always liked the one where John Boy was working in the sawmill & the board kicked back & whacked him in the head...:laughgray

I dunno why, but it NEVER fails to make me laugh out loud...:thumbup:...:laughgray

You son are one sick puppy. That put him in a coma for several days.

I thought that the belt broke and that's what hit him in the head.