Weird stuff you remember from your mis-spent yoot

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09/09/2009, 02:29 PM
tom4bren

Naw, lookie here window licker

http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...highlight=zeus

remember that one?

Weird tho, some of the posts are missing.
09/09/2009, 02:41 PM
ZEUS

Man, I tell ya, you eat one lousy pregnant woman and you NEVER live it down! Posts missing...? Well yeah, gotta protect the legend at the risk of notoriety! :p

This is still the best: http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...ht=biggest+fan

Ironic that it's titled My Biggest Fan... and then YOU show up! :angel:

Notice tho, Orion did the same thing to me that he did to Marlin... one guy clamors on and on about something "new" and Greg shows up to say - TOO LATE, I DID IT! :)
09/09/2009, 02:52 PM
tom4bren

There's a blast from the past.

I still can't believe you were taking me seriously for a while in that thread.:)

BTW, did you ever get around to actually doing the 'lectric fan conversion?
09/09/2009, 03:05 PM
ZEUS

Heck no... I think we figured out a phrase that went something like "One more thing I'll never get to."
09/09/2009, 03:16 PM
tom4bren

DANG - I think you just stole my title as Mr. Procrastinator.
09/09/2009, 03:23 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

DANG - I think you just stole my title as Mr. Procrastinator.

Mmmmmmmmmight be a tie here...:mbrasd:

I still have my Aussie Locker sittin' in my living room...:rolleyesg
09/09/2009, 03:35 PM
ZEUS

So you suffer from big ideas and little ambition? Does life serve you so many lemons you swim in lemonade? Does it seem you have more alcohol/chaw than time? Well then join us as we discover methods and cures to the affliction known as "acute procrastination syndrome" (APS). See... giving up on big dreams is why I am now Dr. Zeus and have no need for the title of Mr. Procrastinator! ;)
09/09/2009, 03:39 PM
tom4bren

OK, I have APS but at least I don't have an Aussie Locker sitting in my living room - that's just nasty. I'm suprised TLMP puts up wit dat.
09/09/2009, 03:46 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

So you suffer from big ideas and little ambition? Does life serve you so many lemons you swim in lemonade? Does it seem you have more alcohol/chaw than time? Well then join us as we discover methods and cures to the affliction known as "acute procrastination syndrome" (APS). See... giving up on big dreams is why I am now Dr. Zeus and have no need for the title of Mr. Procrastinator! ;)

L-O-freakin-L

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

OK, I have APS but at least I don't have an Aussie Locker sitting in my living room - that's just nasty. I'm suprised TLMP puts up wit dat.

As I told her at the outset of this relationship...

"If your expectations of me remain low enough, then your disappointment level will also remain commensurately low"...:yes:
So far, so good!...:dan_ban:
09/09/2009, 03:55 PM
ZEUS

In the time I have known The Dub something I have learned is that placing gloves on your feet is a great way to keep the ladies from aiming high! When they do glance up from time to time all they see is a crazy :dan_ban:. Then they need a monkee to keep from going insane!

Oh and carry more tools than you'll need... :)
09/09/2009, 04:20 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

Oh and carry more tools than you'll need... :)

ALWAYS!...& let's not forget about nutz, boltz & spare partz...:naughty:
09/09/2009, 07:52 PM
snowtrooper1966

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Originally Posted by Ldub

Prolly wouldn't be half as fun as remembering it though...:(

I dunno. That stuff could be the cure for cancer. Or cause it;)
09/09/2009, 07:58 PM
snowtrooper1966

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

BTW, you could eat the creepy crawlers too, but when I shat bugs the next day, Mom would take me to the doctor...:(...:laughing:

I don't think I would want to be pooping (incredible edibles) little monsters either. Prolly land me a trip to a catholic priest and an exorcisum;)
09/09/2009, 08:04 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowtrooper1966

I don't think I would want to be pooping (incredible edibles) little monsters either. Prolly land me a trip to a catholic priest and an exorcisum;)

L-O-L...:laughing:
:thanx:
09/10/2009, 05:42 AM
tom4bren

"If your expectations of me remain low enough, then your disappointment level will also remain commensurately low"

Best advice I've heard all day ... always live up to everyone's lowest expectations.
09/10/2009, 01:54 PM
handeeman

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

"If your expectations of me remain low enough, then your disappointment level will also remain commensurately low"

Best advice I've heard all day ... always live up to everyone's lowest expectations.

Them's some mighty fine words right there.
Dub a question for you......have you, at anytime, ever accused tom4bren of thinking inside the box? I was just wondering where he may of gotten that idea.
09/10/2009, 02:23 PM
tom4bren

There's a box?... Dam, I never noticed that before.:_thinking
09/11/2009, 02:44 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by handeeman

Them's some mighty fine words right there.
Dub a question for you......have you, at anytime, ever accused tom4bren of thinking inside the box? I was just wondering where he may of gotten that idea.

Ya got me Handido...I too am trying to find this "box" you're talkin' about...:_thinking
09/11/2009, 02:49 AM
Ldub

I like that...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

When they do glance up from time to time, all they see is crazy :dan_ban:. :)

:naughty: You've captured the "essence"...:laughing:

How'd you get to know me so well?...:_thinking...:dan_ban:
09/11/2009, 07:25 AM
ZEUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

:naughty: You've captured the "essence"...:laughing:

How'd you get to know me so well?...:_thinking...:dan_ban:

I guess it's because you are not as shy as I am. :smilewink
09/11/2009, 10:05 AM
tom4bren

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

I guess it's because you are not as shy as I am. :smilewink

I have no response to that.
09/12/2009, 02:54 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

I have no response to that.

Me niether...I'm too shy...:mbrasd:
02/06/2010, 09:39 AM
Ldub

Presented as proof that you can find almost anything on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OrV...eature=related

I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this song pops into my noggin & won't go away...:upsetgray

The best course of action?...plant the seed in YOUR head...:naughty:

I was a young lad of thirteen when this hit #1...W0W, were we hard up for entertainment...:yesgray:

"I'd get rid of him, but I need the eggs" sums it up nicely...:rolleyesg
02/06/2010, 09:43 AM
VX KAT

:goof:
02/06/2010, 10:34 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by VX KAT

:goof:

Got something to say girl E girl?...:laughing: I can take it...:yesgray:

Further proof that we were REALLY hard up for entertainment in the 70's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8 ...maybe the most awful of the lot...;puke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNZapJGxPM&feature=fvw ...well, maybe this is worser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0N...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NyK3df0xaw

How these guys could keep a straight face is beyond me...:_confused

Hey...the seventies were a major suck musically, but it wasn't ALL bad...the late sixties was still there somewhere...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01X8z42_9_U

To those who know me personally, these little snippets of my mis-spent yoot may splain a LOT...:smilewink
02/06/2010, 10:58 AM
Ldub

IMO, one of the funniest men to ever walk the planet...:laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZjNXq1U5Os

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oabwu...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLu46...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6zZG...eature=related
02/06/2010, 11:05 AM
VX KAT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

Got something to say girl E girl?...:laughing: I can take it...:yesgray:

Why no Mr. Dub, I loved that song....I musta clicked on the wrong smiley code, yeah, that's the ticket, I clicked on the wrong smiley....you know I'm a goof! :p

speaking of goofs....I've been curious about my spark plugs, so decided to pull one and see what I got down there....i.e. OEMs or what...
Read the thread by Eric etlsport from July...we actually have the right tools, but Dave stuck the extension down the hole just a millisecond before I read out loud the part from Mark (deermagnet) about using duct tape to hold the joints together...guess what? lower part came off, but we used our combined ingenuity (what's that make our combined IQ about 90? :laugho: ) and wrapped the duck tape around the very tip and jamed it into the socket, succeeded in turning the spark plug as well as recovering the socket.
Note to Dave...wait until I'm done reading the instructions before sticking things somewhere...oh my that didn't come out right....:mbrasd:

Well, they appear to be a real POS...Champion, corroded all over the place...on our way to Checker to get the NGK plats...only $1 or so more than ebay, ($9, free ship, no tax) but I can't bear to put that POS back in the car, so off we go for 6 new ones.

Guess this post should go under "what are you doing to your VX this week".. :thumbup:
02/06/2010, 12:15 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by VX KAT

Guess this post should go under "what are you doing to your VX this week".. :thumbup:

Thread jackee no can do in dubworld...:cool:
02/07/2010, 11:11 AM
snowtrooper1966

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

Presented as proof that you can find almost anything on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OrV...eature=related

I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this song pops into my noggin & won't go away...:upsetgray

The best course of action?...plant the seed in YOUR head...:naughty:

I was a young lad of thirteen when this hit #1...W0W, were we hard up for entertainment...:yesgray:

Thanks TONS, bud!
Never had the (dis)pleasure of that one sullying the aural canals until now..
What can I say, I grew up in Claifornia;)
Best,
02/08/2010, 12:27 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowtrooper1966

Thanks TONS, bud!
Never had the (dis)pleasure of that one sullying the aural canals until now..
What can I say, I grew up in Claifornia;)
Best,

Any time Dude...glad I could contribute to the eventual completion of your musical mis-edgeuhmacashun...:laughing:
02/23/2012, 07:36 AM
Ldub

Digging it up

Yeh, I know...a blast from the past, but...

I just re-read this from beginning to end, & got MORE than a few good :laughing:

MAN, I miss Hackett on Carson...:(
02/23/2012, 08:33 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

Sorry but flying moonkies ain't got nuthin on the picture I have in my head of LBUD at age 2;ooy;

Dam, it won't go away ... Dude, get outa my head ... AAARRRGH!!!

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Originally Posted by Ldub

Uhhhhh...sorry about that, if I posted a pic @ age two, it wouldn't help...:_confused

My head didn't start to resemble anything "human" until I was about ten or eleven...:sighwgray

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Originally Posted by tom4bren

I'd buy a T-shirt with that on it.

This oughta help...or not...:smilewink

http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/pacifier.jpg
02/23/2012, 08:49 AM
tom4bren

ROFL

I have no response to that.
02/23/2012, 08:54 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

ROFL

I have no response to that.

Wanna buy a T-shirt?...:naughty:...:laughing:

If I saw that kids head on ebay, I'd buy it, cover it with epoxy resin, & use it for a bowling ball...:laughing:

Scientists use that noggin to calibrate their "perfectly round-ometers"...:yesgray:
02/23/2012, 09:23 AM
tom4bren

Round-o-meter

Sure ya wanna go there???

http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/sh...hp?photo=17709

BAZINGA!!!
02/23/2012, 09:30 AM
Ldub

http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...m/DSC_2145.JPG

OMFG...:laughing:

The "positively flummoxed" expression on Lisa's face is, IMO, PRICELE$$...:laughing:
02/23/2012, 10:41 AM
tom4bren

Now photo-chop her hand onto your tush & that expression would be even mo betta:)
02/23/2012, 12:29 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

Now photo-chop her hand onto your tush & that expression would be even mo betta:)

OMG...I hadda read that THREE times, before I realized you wrote "hand", & not "head"...:mbrasd:...:mbrasd:...:laughing:

carpal tunnel dyslexia RULES!.:dance:
02/23/2012, 01:42 PM
tom4bren

I could reply to that but I dare not!!!!
02/23/2012, 02:15 PM
Vendetta

See, this is why I gotta get to Moab one of these years!

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