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08/04/2010, 03:15 AM
VXR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

COLLEGE IS A SCAM.

true:yesb:
08/04/2010, 06:31 AM
tom4bren

I take exception to that. I are college gradumicated & I'm the smartest person I know ... 'course I don't know that many people.
08/04/2010, 07:19 AM
WormGod

I attended 2 colleges.... dropped out of both. School simply conflicted with my party time. Priorities my friends, priorities.
08/04/2010, 07:19 AM
circmand

shouldnt that be

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

I take exception to that. I are college gradumicated & I'm the smartest person I know ... 'course I don't know that many people.

college edjumacated? And Hamburger and clown colleges are not real colleges.
08/04/2010, 09:03 AM
tom4bren

Quote:

Originally Posted by circmand

college edjumacated? And Hamburger and clown colleges are not real colleges.

Prolly ... but I gots Nacho Cheese in my 'a' key a while back & it sticks now. Every once in a while I gotta substitute dif'rent letters to compensate.
08/04/2010, 01:33 PM
circmand

Tomdietrying I missed your question

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomdietrying

So, set me straight with your higher education. You say Clinton messed things up. How many jobs did Clinton create under his 8 years? Please compare that to Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II and get back with me please. Do me another favor. Go ahead and compare Crazy Carter too. Let's see, I think he was only in office for one term if I'm correct.

You know what? I think I found it. What do you think? Get back to me o.k.?http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2009/...ord-on-record/

According to the American Thinker here are the rankings of the Presidents and the economy as it occured under them. As you can see 3 of top 4 were under Republicans, a majority were Republicans and that bat **** crazy Carter was LAST PLACE.

By the way American Thinker uses scientific facts and figures and does not quotes some BLOG as if it is fact. Hence the gragh and financial figures

Why is it all these young liberals seem to think anything posted on a Blog is a fact. It is NOT. It is some persons opinion. Opinions are like assho&*) everyone has one and they all stink

However, if we rank the Presidents by economic performance over the fiscal budgets plus the 1-year lag, we obtain the following.

Ranked by FY + 1 Yr Lag
1 JFK/LBJ (5.7)
2 Reagan 1 (5.0)
3 Ike 2 (4.5)
4 Nixon/Ford (4.2)
5 Clinton 1 (3.7)
6 Truman (3.3)
7 Nixon, Reagan 2 (3.2)
9 W. Bush 1 (2.9)
10 LBJ (2.8)
11 Ike 1 (2.7)
12 Clinton 2 (2.6)
13 H. W. Bush, (2.5)
14 W. Bush 2* (1.5)
15 Carter (0.6)

By this method, three of the top four spots go to Republicans and the bottom six slots are evenly split between the parties.
08/04/2010, 04:43 PM
Scott Harness

I don't think one person(president) has very much effect on the economy,too many factors. Big business does better in Republican Land.
There is no trickle-down effect in most cases.
Random thoughts from a college drop-out.lol:bgwb:
08/04/2010, 04:55 PM
djmdma02

circmand, I must commend you on the amount of work that went into that post. In the end, all presidents have their good sides and their bad. Just look at Lincoln and how he tried to arrest a supreme court judge. :P
08/04/2010, 05:17 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Harness

Random thoughts from a college drop-out.lol:bgwb:

WORD...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/hippie7.gif...:_beer:

I kinda remember going to college...partys...:laughing:

Somehow, forgot to ever enroll...:_thinking
08/04/2010, 05:25 PM
Marlin

We were talking about this stuff at work today, and we came to the conclusion that it does not matter who the president is. He actually doesn't really do anything. House and senate are where the real problems fester. 8 years and they get 100K a year for life and free medical. That is waves beyond what the military gets, and we have to do 20 years and actually do something for it. What does a senator or rep really do? I think there needs to be a wholesale purge on our entire political system. There is way too much money involved. *sigh*, I really do not know what can be done, but the system is so screwed up, it isn't even functional anymore. Our judicial system is a farce, we pay agencies that watch agencies that are in charge of watching businesses. How many people do we needlessly employ? Why can't we do a fair tax, 10% for everyone, think of how many billions we would save in tax processing alone!!! No more loop holes for the rich, why do I have to pay taxes on things that have already been taxed? (used cars, how much is collected in tax revenue through one lifetime of the average $20K car?!) Why are there handicap spots at 6 flags? If you can wheel across 100 acres of rides and fun, you can wheel across 10 acres of parking lot. Why aren't churches taxed? They are HUGE businesses. Why do we fight about gay marriage and abortion when they affect such a minute portion of our population, it should be a non issue. Why aren't there caps on what a candidate can spend on their campaign? Why is everyone allowed to vote? There should be a test when you vote, everyone has the opportunity to go to school for free,so reading is a non-issue. Why are there GD illegal immigrants everywhere, and being allowed to protest without having their asses sent back to their country with a bill? Why do we pay for illegals to have babies and provide them with welfare? An illegal born child should go straight to adoption, do know how many people want babies that can't have their own?! Why did california say no to solar farms in the desert to offset energy generation by coal/nuke because of some stupid *** tortoise that has no role in the food chain? (That one really irks me, one group of douche hippies vs another, and the worst of the two one!) Why do we cater to minorities when it directly undermines the purpose of democracy? Why do I have to worry about offending someone? How is the NAACP allowed to go on, when if there was a white version, or an all white college, or scholarships for only white kids, the world would be in an uproar? Why do we pay retarded athletes millions of dollars a year and not hold them to higher standards? Why is the word retarded all of a sudden taboo?

Rant off. I am moving to Alaska, not too many problems there.
08/04/2010, 05:38 PM
Ldub

Gotta give ya props...

Thas one of the best rantz evah.
08/04/2010, 05:58 PM
VXR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

Thas one of the best rantz evah.

X2 good rant Marlin:yesb:
08/04/2010, 06:05 PM
VXR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

House and senate are where the real problems fester

I will say it again:

WE NEED TERM LIMITS!
08/04/2010, 06:45 PM
djmdma02

What, so the crypt-keeper (Strom Thurmond) ideal can never happen again? :)
08/04/2010, 06:49 PM
VXR

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmdma02

What, so the crypt-keeper (Strom Thurmond) ideal can never happen again? :)

Exactly!:yesb:
08/05/2010, 05:59 AM
Scott Harness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

We were talking about this stuff at work today, and we came to the conclusion that it does not matter who the president is. He actually doesn't really do anything. House and senate are where the real problems fester. 8 years and they get 100K a year for life and free medical. That is waves beyond what the military gets, and we have to do 20 years and actually do something for it. What does a senator or rep really do? I think there needs to be a wholesale purge on our entire political system. There is way too much money involved. *sigh*, I really do not know what can be done, but the system is so screwed up, it isn't even functional anymore. Our judicial system is a farce, we pay agencies that watch agencies that are in charge of watching businesses. How many people do we needlessly employ? Why can't we do a fair tax, 10% for everyone, think of how many billions we would save in tax processing alone!!! No more loop holes for the rich, why do I have to pay taxes on things that have already been taxed? (used cars, how much is collected in tax revenue through one lifetime of the average $20K car?!) Why are there handicap spots at 6 flags? If you can wheel across 100 acres of rides and fun, you can wheel across 10 acres of parking lot. Why aren't churches taxed? They are HUGE businesses. Why do we fight about gay marriage and abortion when they affect such a minute portion of our population, it should be a non issue. Why aren't there caps on what a candidate can spend on their campaign? Why is everyone allowed to vote? There should be a test when you vote, everyone has the opportunity to go to school for free,so reading is a non-issue. Why are there GD illegal immigrants everywhere, and being allowed to protest without having their asses sent back to their country with a bill? Why do we pay for illegals to have babies and provide them with welfare? An illegal born child should go straight to adoption, do know how many people want babies that can't have their own?! Why did california say no to solar farms in the desert to offset energy generation by coal/nuke because of some stupid *** tortoise that has no role in the food chain? (That one really irks me, one group of douche hippies vs another, and the worst of the two one!) Why do we cater to minorities when it directly undermines the purpose of democracy? Why do I have to worry about offending someone? How is the NAACP allowed to go on, when if there was a white version, or an all white college, or scholarships for only white kids, the world would be in an uproar? Why do we pay retarded athletes millions of dollars a year and not hold them to higher standards? Why is the word retarded all of a sudden taboo?

Rant off. I am moving to Alaska, not too many problems there.

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!
08/05/2010, 07:03 AM
tomdietrying

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

We were talking about this stuff at work today, and we came to the conclusion that it does not matter who the president is. He actually doesn't really do anything. House and senate are where the real problems fester. 8 years and they get 100K a year for life and free medical. That is waves beyond what the military gets, and we have to do 20 years and actually do something for it. What does a senator or rep really do? I think there needs to be a wholesale purge on our entire political system. There is way too much money involved. *sigh*, I really do not know what can be done, but the system is so screwed up, it isn't even functional anymore. Our judicial system is a farce, we pay agencies that watch agencies that are in charge of watching businesses. How many people do we needlessly employ? Why can't we do a fair tax, 10% for everyone, think of how many billions we would save in tax processing alone!!! No more loop holes for the rich, why do I have to pay taxes on things that have already been taxed? (used cars, how much is collected in tax revenue through one lifetime of the average $20K car?!) Why are there handicap spots at 6 flags? If you can wheel across 100 acres of rides and fun, you can wheel across 10 acres of parking lot. Why aren't churches taxed? They are HUGE businesses. Why do we fight about gay marriage and abortion when they affect such a minute portion of our population, it should be a non issue. Why aren't there caps on what a candidate can spend on their campaign? Why is everyone allowed to vote? There should be a test when you vote, everyone has the opportunity to go to school for free,so reading is a non-issue. Why are there GD illegal immigrants everywhere, and being allowed to protest without having their asses sent back to their country with a bill? Why do we pay for illegals to have babies and provide them with welfare? An illegal born child should go straight to adoption, do know how many people want babies that can't have their own?! Why did california say no to solar farms in the desert to offset energy generation by coal/nuke because of some stupid *** tortoise that has no role in the food chain? (That one really irks me, one group of douche hippies vs another, and the worst of the two one!) Why do we cater to minorities when it directly undermines the purpose of democracy? Why do I have to worry about offending someone? How is the NAACP allowed to go on, when if there was a white version, or an all white college, or scholarships for only white kids, the world would be in an uproar? Why do we pay retarded athletes millions of dollars a year and not hold them to higher standards? Why is the word retarded all of a sudden taboo?

Rant off. I am moving to Alaska, not too many problems there.

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!

See, there is the problem. Stupid people don't realize they're stupid. LOL :bwgy:

Peace.
Tom
08/05/2010, 07:11 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomdietrying

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!

See, there is the problem. Stupid people don't realize they're stupid. LOL :bwgy:

Peace.
Tom

I wonder if some of em' even realize they're breeding...:_confused

"HEY...what's happening to my "special purpose"...:eek:
08/05/2010, 07:23 AM
circmand

how about that

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomdietrying

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!

See, there is the problem. Stupid people don't realize they're stupid. LOL :bwgy:

Peace.
Tom

we all agree on something
08/05/2010, 09:17 AM
Scott Harness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

I wonder if some of em' even realize they're breeding...:_confused

"HEY...what's happening to my "special purpose"...:eek:

"WELL"... we all need a "little" special purpose. LOL... classic Ldub Thanks
08/05/2010, 08:02 PM
Grif

Kill this ******* thread plz.
08/05/2010, 11:15 PM
ZEUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Harness

X2...It really boils down to common sense and natural selection...aka... stop breeding stupid people!

I'm stupid AND still smart enough not to breed... my gift to you and me.
08/06/2010, 07:23 AM
circmand

dont like it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grif

Kill this ******* thread plz.

Dont read it. Simple as that. Frankly there are many threads on the site I find dull or stupid. I just ignore them the use the quicklink to mark threads read. Just because I do not like them I dont presume to judge whether others should be allowed to read them.
08/06/2010, 08:07 AM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs
I've been told I am attractive and have a rapist wit.
I have a college degree and who cares.
I work pretty hard in the office when I am not chatting with you cats.
Like you, I'm working so illegal immigrants can have free health coverage while government officials continue to dupe me while asking for more money.
I otherwise like to veg on the couch with my own medication
...or abuse myself in the garage while sober.
I also like poetry and long walks on the beach.
OH! ...and pina coladas in the rain. :heart:
;puke2;

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

I'm stupid AND still smart enough not to breed... my gift to you and me.

I don't see how these two can both be true:)
08/06/2010, 08:08 AM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by circmand

Dont read it. Simple as that. Frankly there are many threads on the site I find dull or stupid. I just ignore them the use the quicklink to mark threads read. Just because I do not like them I dont presume to judge whether others should be allowed to read them.

x2
08/06/2010, 08:16 AM
tom4bren

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

I don't see how these two can both be true:)

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.
08/06/2010, 09:51 AM
VX KAT

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEUS

I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs
I've been told I am attractive and have a rapist wit.
I have a college degree and who cares.
I work pretty hard in the office when I am not chatting with you cats.
Like you, I'm working so illegal immigrants can have free health coverage while government officials continue to dupe me while asking for more money.
I otherwise like to veg on the couch with my own medication
...or abuse myself in the garage while sober.
I also like poetry and long walks on the beach.
OH! ...and pina coladas in the rain. :heart:
;puke2;

Sorry, couldn't resist...:laugho:

:heart::heart:I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts...
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt
:heart::heart:

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/ne...ng/lol-045.gif
08/06/2010, 12:50 PM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.
08/07/2010, 11:09 AM
ZEUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

I don't see how these two can both be true:)

Well see when you are a victim of a two-party system you are stuck behind the facade of two personalities... like what's in my head. One is the war-mongering Republican hot-head and the other is the hippie Democrat who wants to fake world peace.
So you see, to apease everyone else involved, the two must speak in lies to co-exist! :yeso:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom4bren

Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.

Psycho... delic - "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

Quote:

Originally Posted by VX KAT

Sorry, couldn't resist...:laugho:

:heart::heart:I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts...

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt
:heart::heart:

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/ne...ng/lol-045.gif

"Right.", said Fred.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

Ailments and remedies come in many forms.
08/07/2010, 11:56 AM
kodiak

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.:naughty:
08/07/2010, 08:38 PM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by kodiak

Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.:naughty:

Here ya go Bro...:yesgray:

Steamin' hot off da grille...http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif
08/08/2010, 05:31 AM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

Here ya go Bro...:yesgray:

Steamin' hot off da grille...http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif.http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/burger.gif

Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.
08/08/2010, 06:26 AM
Ldub

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.

You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink
08/08/2010, 08:24 AM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink

LMAO, this video is funny, and completely G rated, it would be on the discovery channel:
If you listen at the 10 second mark , a little boy says "hes trying to open his mouth", and then at 30 sec, you hear a kid say "hes trying to make a baby"...I am hurting from laughing so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q

Apparently this happens all the time, I found some videos, same thing, different times. I even learned a few new moves watching them.
08/08/2010, 08:43 AM
Luna X

oh no...... does this have some connection to how "chocolate monkeys" are made?!?
08/08/2010, 02:24 PM
kodiak

PG porn is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.:rolly2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldub

You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...:_thinking

That's why all porn is delivered via email...:smilewink
08/08/2010, 02:49 PM
Marlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by kodiak

PG porn is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.:rolly2:

I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)
08/08/2010, 06:53 PM
HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)

I prefer my porn much more hardcore!
Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTd...=youtube_gdata

Sent from my iPhone 4
08/09/2010, 10:23 AM
kodiak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...:)

She can kick my ars any time she wants. :yeso:

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