Izzat what they're calling it these days???Quote:
Originally Posted by VX KAT
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Izzat what they're calling it these days???Quote:
Originally Posted by VX KAT
Where'd ya get that one, from BigSwede's word games book?Quote:
Originally Posted by tom4bren
I've got 2 engineers working for me that like to use big words. Rekin some of it just rubbed off.:)
Oh that's right your an Engineer. I know some of the 100+( car) trains that come thru here have 2 engineers, but you must drive a really long train to have 3 engineers.Quote:
Originally Posted by tom4bren
Back on topic, ORW VXr cracks me up wondering how they build some of the buildings in London to look so old. :smilewink
Lets see ... Engineer ... Used car salesman. Handito loses BIG TIME.Quote:
Originally Posted by handeeman
So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...
...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.
I'm devasted...
Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...
.... and sent nationwide.
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/ORW_MILK.jpg
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I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...
...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...
....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...:eek:
I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...
...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.
I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.
Heartbroken...:(
jo
OUCH! Be strong Jo... for her... Claire may help her snap out of this 'funk'.
If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing
Dear Jo:Quote:
Originally Posted by JoFotoz
1st James is not Cockney nor a ruffian. He and Claire have been the sweetest and warmest host a "little tart" like me could have ever dreamed of. If you had not abandoned me........this is a public forum and I won't draw my new found VX friends into listening to us air our dirty laundry (whew) in public. For the first time in a long time I feel truly free.
Since selling my Manolo Blahnik boots...thanks to Claire and James I now have a new Hermes "Birkin" handbag and some new Jimmy Choo shoes. Not to mention quite a nice and varied wardrobe.
I also refuse to discuss publicly the wonderful things I have sampled:
As for Eel pie I will say: "And who's going to be the one, to say it was no good what we done"
As for a warm Watney's I've saved these coasters for you.
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...red_barrel.gifhttp://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...red_barrel.gif
Perhaps I'll try the Mash at the "London Capital Club" tonight with James and Claire where we're dining.
That's all for now Jo and I'm certainly not satiated yet !
P.S. I hope you like milk!
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Jo's post reminds me of a joke.
"A Man's Perfect Breakfast"
Your sitting at the table, you look across...
1. Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
2. Your mistress's picture is on the cover of Playboy.
3. Your wife's picture is on the milk carton.
Back on topic.....Jo I detect she may still have a soft spot for ya in her heart....after all she said she had two Watney's coasters for you.
Who knows where the little ho is gonna go next ?
well there's a real surprise!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/r...olleye0005.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by handeeman
I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....
..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.
Hey ..you try losing your whore...
...and see how ya feel.
Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.
But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.
I miss my HO......:thumbdn:
jo
:mad:
This whole thing stinks of "vast right wing conspiracy" iffin you ask me...:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by JoFotoz
hahahahahahaha fpmsl,
She certainly has a way with words......Sorry Jo!
I for one did not mean to appear unsympathetic........it's just so hard for me to relate to an attachment to a known ho.
At my age, a promise is as good as the real thing.
P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.
If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
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Some of you are really cold !Quote:
Originally Posted by handeeman
I'm becoming rather fond of the U.K. I have not tried to take advantage of the Rocket and Claire. I've even tried to pay my own way but they won't let me.
I wouldn't mind even seeing more of the U.K. if given the chance.
One other thing while I have the opportunity; How would you like spending most of your life riding backwards on a VX roof ? I finally felt I didn't care where I was going, I just wanted to know where I'd been. Well now I've seen some of the world head-on and I want to see more.
Oh and Jo, how about:
Milk and cookies
Milk and chocolate
iced milk
Milk and honey...Or try this while your waiting on me to return.
Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
1 1/2 oz vodka (4.5 cl, 3/8 gills)
3 oz milk (9 cl, 3/4 gills)
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
1/2 tsp sugar (2 dashes)
Fill with ice
Add nutmeg
Serve in a highball glass (9.0 oz)
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Speaking of milk while reading this some just came out my nose... :D
As T4B would say: "Priceless"
Hope ya didn't get any on your costume.
Handito - yer killin me here.
I think we'll change your handle to TJC (you figger it out).
If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing
I would appreciate if Handeeman could refrain from being the "Thread Jack Champion" in my Thread. This is serious.
Please note my new Avatar, cute little jet owned by one of James' friends he introduced me to. So I'm gaining mobility and yes that is London City Airport.
And Jo:
If a cow gets tickled, does milk come out it's nose?"
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Close ... very close to what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by ORW VXr
Very funny ho. Thread Jack Champion!
I shall attempt not to TJ your Thread ORW, it's just that T4B causes my mind to wander, and sometimes it takes a while for it to come back.
Thinking you're a wit & only being 1/2 right doesn't help.Quote:
Originally Posted by handeeman
Well I think this is getting far too serious!
What we need is a damn good PARTY to show your lovely girls a good time!!!!
It'd be rude to keep them to yourself James, so your place or mine? :yeso::bwgy::yesy::bgwo:
Party!
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:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by alterastro
I am soooooooooo looking forward to a good party. Not like Jo's Birthday party where I could hear everyone having a good time and I was left on a VX roof basket staring at the parking lot.
And another thing Jo, I just learned the real title to that nursery rhyme you used to read me......and it's not "Humpme Dumpme"
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Jo, you're one sick puppy!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ORW VXr
Quote:
Originally Posted by tom4bren
That's hillarious....Humpme Dumpme.....
I'll betcha Jo does the ole milk thru the noise bit when he sees that...
X2 !Quote:
Originally Posted by tom4bren
I just got off the phone with my psiquiatrist !
I know I just did!!!! :bwgy::bwgy::bwgy:Quote:
Originally Posted by handeeman
Party ! It's Mardi Gras over here in the swamp .
Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!
I'm afraid you will have to ask Jo to explain that one. I don't know how much to reveal on a public forum. I will say we had an open relationship...............Quote:
Originally Posted by ZEUS
I was left out in the open.
I've always wanted to go into outer space, ever since Jo and Lina went to the South Bay Drive-in, in San Diego. The drive-in has 3 screens, I don't know what they watched, but from my perch on the roof I watched "Star Trek" the movie.
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To Jo and my VX family, looks like I'll be on the road this week taking in some sites in the U.K.. I will try to post some pics or have some posted for me when I can. This is sooooooooo exciting for me ! It still puzzles me as to how they have built so many of their buildings to look so old, they're masters of it.
We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.
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LMFAO
Ok - so now I know what the coffee through the nose feels like.:yesgray::yesy:
Cut it out little Miss ORW.
PK
ROFL....LMAO...FPMSL.....coffee thru the nose...all of those! ORW, you're one of a kind....:goof:!Quote:
Originally Posted by ORW VXr
Hummmm.....don't they have pasteurized milk in the U.K.? I don't get it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by ORW VXr
If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
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I can't believe it, I'm going to have to go undercover (which I'm used to).
OMG I can't believe Jo would send these things over to the U.K.
Attachment 1219
Now what do I do ?
IF Found Contact The AMERICAN EMBASSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What an exciting time! When the milk cartons started showing up in London, James (Crotchrocket) and Claire felt it best if I got out of town. Afterall, I am traveling without a valid Passport and James said it would be next to impossible to get a work Visa in my line of work. The one thing nice about the VX family is they take care of their own and I've had all kinds of offers (no pun intended) to come and visit.
So under the cover of darkness I left London and traveled by rail to Kettering. There I was met by my new found friend Alan Bradley.
What a neat Astral:
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/att...2&d=1266433048
From Kettering we traveled by VX to Corby, U.K. (Alan was nice enough to let me ride inside). I also felt I could help him fit his new inside pillow type seat covers.....lol.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...t/P1010017.jpg
Oh it was so nice to be back among the "Big" bars!(reminds me of Jo's)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...t/P1010016.jpg
And then I was whisked away be a "Dashing" gentleman.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...t/P1010018.jpg
Oh my where am I'm going to next? This is all soooo much fun.
P.S. To my VX family more when I can.
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Dear ORW,
It was lovely to have you to stay for the weekend - I'm just sorry we couldn't spend longer together before I said goodbye to you in Trafalgar Square this morning.
Next time we'll have a good chance to get dirty in the VX and see a little more of the country.
I hope you enjoy the rest of your travels,
Alan