I started laughing as soon as I read this....
Then I was surprised HE took you Seriously.....
And now the reveal.......
Now I'm truly laughing out loud.........:p
Back on Topic....I sometimes use Maguiars Tire Shine on mine if I want the shiny & wet look....but....it definately attracts dust & bugs when first applied....however...if you wash it off it looks pretty stout for at least a couple of weeks (ungaraged).
Just after application:
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...h_pics_002.jpg
After washing & sitting outside for a period of time:
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/da...X_Trip_002.jpg