Who's this guy?

Ed, actually Monty Python are British.... We forgive you 'cause

You're a lumber jack and you're ok!!!

:)

No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: :waab:

Rule One! No Poofters! :flower:

Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in anyway at all -- if there's anybody watching. ;oob;

Rule Three? No Poofters!! :razb2:

Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. http://www.chetanekwe.com/Smiles/062802drink_prv.gif

Rule Five, No Poofters! :goof:

Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. :right:

Rule Seven, No Poofters!! ;Db;

Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce. :freek:

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. :wave:

Everybruce: Amen! :angel:

;wtf;

Ni?

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

( ni )

This parrot is no more!!! It has ceased to be!!!

This is an ex-parrot!!!;Db;


Brian

I wave my private parts parts in your general direction, you second-hand, electric, donkey bottom biters! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I will be forced to taunt you a second time, you English k-nnnigits!

OK-enough Monty Python!!!!

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been. ;wtf;

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green. :coolg:

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
That is what I said. :yesg:

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red. :cryr:

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber. :wtfo:

I like traffic lights,
...oh God... :rollo:

For laughing too loud!
Try reading this Thread from begining to end, you'll see what I mean.;Dr;

Quote:

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Originally posted by Dallas4u
So, "Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much."

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Ooops... I just realized, this is John Cleese in Time Bandits, not a Python skit. Sorry.

Launcelot: Look, my liege!

(fanfare)

Launcelot: a VehiCROSS!
Robin: a VehiCROSS!
Galahad: a VehiCROSS!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...in a VehiCROSS!

song:

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in a VehiCROSS, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able.
We're not so bad in a VehiCROSS, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

:clap:
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in a VehiCROSS:

I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to www.VehiCROSS.info. It is a silly place.

Others: Right, right....