Site Translation

Okay, I've visited this site (padokku.com ) numerous times and would finally like to know what it says. They have some cool stuff for VX's. Can someone here tell me how to translate it? Is there something on the web that will do it:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Thanks for the help!

Go here:

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

input the url and it will translate (loosely! actually quite a riot!)

-- John;Dy;

Thanks...interesting!;eekr; ;Dr;