VX cannibalism...if you had to

So, seeing a couple of the Bear Grylls inspired shows where they put themselves in situations where they must survive in the wilderness by tearing apart their car and using the parts for various survival techiniques got me thinking.... what parts in the VX could I use for what survival. My sense of humor wouldn't allow me to take this seriously, so every time I get in my VX I start cracking up at where my imagination is taking me. With the senses of humor this forum is notorious for, I figured I'd post this just to see what anybody comes up with. OK, I manage a bank and (like LDUB) usually entertain myself with this awesome site. SO, I'll start it off....I'm using the puffy arm rest for my pillow and the spare tire cover for a kick ***** snow sled (the Back to Black I used on it should get it coasting pretty damn good). :freek::freek:

I'm gonna take off my roof rack bars...

...and put a For Sale sign on 'em.

VXKat will be along in no time to buy 'em...

...and save me!!!


:p...:jump:...:p

Love ya Sue!

Jo

....and if you painted 'em purple, then you would cut your rescue time in half :_iamwiths

LMAO...

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Originally Posted by iyafyl

....and if you painted 'em purple, then you would cut your rescue time in half :_iamwiths

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...indeed !!!

Jo

When I got hungry, I'd just use the fangs to take down part of the local wildlife for a barbeque, and after I'd had enough to eat, would peal a large sheet of flaking chrome off one of my stock wheels to use as a signaling device for overflying planes.

I would just redline the engine and with the oil consumption issue I am sure the smoke would be seen for miles.

Just pour some gear oil out, the EPA will come and find you.

I'd pull the ISUZU letters off the back, turn the "Z" over so it looks like an "S", and butt the two "U"s together to form a rough "O", and create an "SOS" that is so big it can be seen from 10000 feet by aircraft flying overhead. :bwgy:

I wouldn't need to canabalize. I'd have every Sasquatch hunter on the east coast tracking me to figger out what left those OFH tracks through the woods.:)