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My sister sent me a series of jokes that all ended this way. I thought it might be funny to see what others come up with.
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
... that's when the fight started!
When I brought my VX home my wife came out in the driveway
and said "What's this?"
"A chick magnet" I replied
.....that's when the fight started.
LOL - I like that one. Here's one more from my sister's email:
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
My wife said she wanted something for Christmas that would go zero to 200 in less than 15 seconds. Christmas morning she saw the bow on the bathroom scales.
...That's when the fight started.
My mother,my girlfriend and i decided to go at the mall to do some window shopping.
As every one were ready to jump into my horse both ladies asked me who's to go on the back seat....
All i said : Sorry lads,i am the driver.
That's when the fight started......
True story (and I being the master of diplomacy)
Sitting at the far end of the bar waiting for a friend
Looking down the bar towards door waiting their arrival
The guy with his girl friend at the far end comes down and
Tells me I am staring at his girl friend and to quit looking at her
I tell him I am watching the door for my friend
And I would not be looking at your old lady because she so GODDA** ULGY anyway !!!
Thats when the BAR fight started !:bwgy:OUCH!
That right there is funny...I don't care who y'are...:yesgray:Quote:
Originally Posted by ibmx2
I accidentally rear ended an Escalade a few years back.
After the dust settled, the driver got out, & to my surprise, was vertically challenged. ( a little person)
He said: "I'm not happy"
To which I replied: "which one are ya then?"
That's when the bruising of my knee caps started...:(
Love the one above, "I'm not Happy" / Which one are ya? ROFL ! I loved Cinderella.
Okay my wife says "Let's try someplace different for dinner tonight."
I said "How about the kitchen."
That's when the fight started.