Fake Rice

http://www.unm.edu/~jeremy/All/Escor...R/DSC00611.JPG

The only thing worse than adding rice to your car is when you're too poor, and have to make fake rice.

John C.

Bling Bling baby!:cool!:

I'll betcha his butt dyno is way over the redline!!

Cut a pipe organ slot in the tailpipe to simulate " the whiztle with the whoo........whooooot!"

Here's the link to his whole photo directory

another oximoron "escort turbo"

I love it! More like Austin Powers than James Bond!

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another oximoron "escort turbo"

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Actually Ford made an escort that would leave our VX's way behind in its rear view mirror. The escort cs! If you can get your hands on one of these it would be the ultimate sleeper. I believe they only built 50 of them in Europe and they sold for $50,000. All wheel drive (ala ralley race cars) and a 280hp cosworth engine that with minor tweeks put out well in excess of 300hp;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr; ;eekr;

But, its still not a VX!!!!!

Rice-A-Phony ;puke:

I always thought those big fat exhaust systems were just recycled coffee cans...now the truth is known!:yesb: :yesg: :yeso: :yesp: :yesr: :yesy:
http://www.unm.edu/~jeremy/All/Escor...R/DSC00617.JPG

Hahaha, that is just funny. A guy with a sense of humor about ricers.... and he doesnt even drive a VX. He is alright in my book. ;)

BTW, any plans on a new PV that has Folgers painted on the side of it? :p

This is the funniest stuff I have ever seen. Almost as bad as those HILARIOUS snap on chrome rims. serious question- why would someone do this. I bet that Folgers can really lets the rice farts run tenaciously WILD! LOL. Move over 007- Johnny English is taking over! LOLOLOLOLOL BTW there is a not so good area on the other side of town where English is rare, and an old white Camaro sits with peel & stick letters on the side and it actually says "camaro airbag" the sd thing is I know exactly where the phrase came from. THE STEERING WHEEL! LOLOLOLOL I think I pi$$d myself

Yet another use for duct tape: Mods!

That poor rice-cake is in serious need of Escort service! (sorry, I had to).

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