Thank You Turkeys!!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the turkeys that will selflessly lay down their lives so we can be thankful that we were able to easily steal North America from it's indigenous tribes of people. It's along the lines of a date rapist telling his victim "I did take you to out to a nice dinner, right"?. So on this joyous holiday when mom stuffs food into more food, and dad thanks baby Jesus he has a day off to watch football and blow farts into his favorite chair,I think it might be a good time to think about how thankful we should be that we have cars nobody else has....

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