Jack This Thread!

[ZEUS]

It's been a while since I have seen one of those good-'ol talk-about-nothin' threads. So what's goin on Isuzites?! Any cool trips coming up or ended? Anything new you have discovered? Good jokes? Random projects?

Whatevs... share somtin, learn somtin! Nanner... :dan_ban:

[ZEUS]

I gotta start with this product recently discovered:

PooPourri (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY)

Co-worker tried it & she said it did all butt wipe up after her!

[Frankenstein]

I love bacon! :bgwo: Cats can fly!

[Triathlete]

Gonga!

[Scott Larson]

ZEUS, Billy, stoner dudes! The moon is cold, the sun is hot, the Birds fly high...(read that as dot, dot, dot...) And F'stein (sounds Jewish dude) I love cats, bacon can fly...:rotate: :disturbed :snooz:

[VXD959]

My brother-in-law was talking about poopourri last week and he swears that it works! He purchased one scented "call of the wild" or something like that for his "guest" bathroom. He said he will give me one as a Xmas gift:freek:

[tom4bren]

Thor rules .... Zeus drools

[Scott Larson]

Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow!! Been snowin' for two days straight, 'sposed to snow for two days more. Got two feet already, 'xpecting another foot, maybe more! Then it's 'sposed to get cold, cold, cold, cold, 10 to 30 below, I love, love, love, Minnesnowta!!:heart:
:_snowplow

[ZEUS]

ZEUS, Billy, stoner dudes! The moon is cold, the sun is hot, the Birds fly high...(read that as dot, dot, dot...)
Haha that reminds me of the Medulla Oblongata poem in Slingblade. MmmHmm... dot...dot...dot...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKBJxRh_UU)

[ZEUS]

Thor rules .... Zeus drools
...yet we both be fools... stubborn as mules...

[Scott Larson]

BINGO! "If ya all don't shut the eff up, I'm gonna lose my mind!" Dwight Yokum as Doyle.

[evillecutter]

how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[Scott Larson]

...By feel...

[tom4bren]

If I get the last word in an argument ... & nobody is listening, have I gotten the last word???

[Noctis]

I see your poopourri and raise you PoopSenders
http://poopsenders.com/

[tom4bren]

What about 'ball room jeans'

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/workwear/ballroom-jeans/work-jeans.aspx?feature=7-Ballroom Jeans

Gotta get me some.:)

Don't forget to watch the ad video.

[ZEUS]

If I get the last word in an argument ... & nobody is listening, have I gotten the last word???
I have no response to that.

[ZEUS]

I see your poopourri and raise you PoopSenders
http://poopsenders.com/
I see your PoopSenders & raise you this... is how you send poop! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8)

[Frankenstein]

Zeus I have seen some funny crap, we have a winner...poopopatamas!

[VX crazy]

How safe is a labiaplasty? Anyone have one yet???

[orion]

I'm going to cut a big hole in my hood so when I'm done there is only a few smaller holes.... Or something like that :_confused

[ZEUS]

How safe is a labiaplasty? Anyone have one yet???


I'm going to cut a big hole in my hood so when I'm done there is only a few smaller holes.... Or something like that :_confused
Are you saying that is how a labiaplasty works? :smilewink

[ZEUS]

Here is something useful I just found:
InstaMorph (http://www.instamorph.com/)

[tom4bren]

Here is something useful I just found:
InstaMorph (http://www.instamorph.com/)

Maybe THAT's how labiaplasty works???

[ZEUS]

^^^That's funny!
BTW, since I went to the Duluth website, facebook as now started showing me their ads. Then it hit me! I now see the correlation between ballroom jeans & your wide stance. Then this hit me... ball peen hammer. Haha (OK, it didn't physically hit me - that would just be gnarly gross)

[tom4bren]

I now see the correlation between ballroom jeans & your wide stance.

I wondered how long till someone made the connection:) OFH indeed!

[Cobrajet]

It's snowing!

[ZEUS]

I hate shoveling snow!

[bartmanS4]

http://uncrate.com/p/2013/12/milwaukee-bottle-opener-wire-stripper-xl.jpg
Bottle Opener w/ Wire Stripper
Because nothing goes together better that alcohol and electrical work. What could possibly go wrong?

[ZEUS]

Shouldn't that be a Milwaukee's Best bucket in the background over a PBR? Haha
That said, I think I'll head to the fridge for a PBR!

[JoFotoz]

There are NO words suitable....
.
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/1465281_660086650708599_274946344_n.jpg (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=24338)


:eek:

jo

[EVO]

Now thats a hoopty!! Ghetto 4x4!!

[Scott Larson]

:disturbed

[PK]

There are NO words suitable....
.
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/1465281_660086650708599_274946344_n.jpg (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=24338)


:eek:

jo


Looks like someone forgot to option up from the factory fitted wheels and tyres.

PK

[Cobrajet]

Looks like someone forgot to option up from the factory fitted wheels and tyres.

PK

I got it! This is really a "Monster Jeep" and those are the wheels they use to transport it in the trailer. Like this...

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/218/515128229_6b44b9e59a.jpg

[ZEUS]

"It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand!" :laughing:

I'm sure its the winter shoes or someone just can't afford new giant rubber, but still hideous - so I am sure it is a "practical" joke with the whitewalls. I wonder what the gearing is...

[PK]

I got it! This is really a "Monster Jeep" and those are the wheels they use to transport it in the trailer. Like this...

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/218/515128229_6b44b9e59a.jpg

Thats it!!!!!

LOL

PK

[FlyingV77]

Why does it burn when i pee? :flame:
:hj:

[Scott Larson]

Because you were a baaad boy...:evil:

[Cobrajet]

Why does it burn when i pee? :flame:
:hj:

Stop peeing in the fireplace!!!

[ZEUS]

With enough liquor he is stoking the fire tho... reminds me of a song... jest-nuts roasting on a open fire...

[Frankenstein]

Frank Zappa had a song "why does it hurt when I pee" off of Joes garage.

[Scott Larson]

Why does it hurt when I pee off of Joe's garage? Who the heck is Joe?? :_confused :rotate: ...and did Joe know that Frank was doing it?

[Frankenstein]

You know they used to jam in Joes garage.

[Scott Larson]

They made jam in Joe's garage? I woulda thought they'd make it in the kitchen like everyone else, who knew?

[nocturnalVX]

I never bought that jam made in Joe's garage. I heard they peed in it.

[JoFotoz]

Seriously???

This sort of shenanigans has been going on in my garage... :eek:



Jo

[nocturnalVX]

Seriously???

This sort of shenanigans has been going on in my garage... :eek:



Jo

Better in your garage than in your pool...
:dance:

[VXorado]

This picture is from a 70's commerical for a toy... what's the toy?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-j2al6YstPP4/TWKdDXLbQmI/AAAAAAAABoo/b-3YdLo7O5g/s1600/2379912_org.jpg

[bartmanS4]

Mister Microphone!

[bartmanS4]

Nice video of a crash pile-up in Wisconsin on Sunday. About 5 minutes long and just keeps going. Love that people standing on the highway waiting to get hit by the next vehicle flying in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUg5VC_RvGU

[Frankenstein]

Somebody called shenanigans! ;ooo;

[evillecutter]

http://www.jk-forum.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=180978&d=1310428470

[JoFotoz]

Lemmings...


Nice video of a crash pile-up in Wisconsin on Sunday. About 5 minutes long and just keeps going. Love that people standing on the highway waiting to get hit by the next vehicle flying in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUg5VC_RvGU

:_brickwal

Jo

[Scott Larson]

Ya know what they say, "When life gives ya lemmings, make lemmingade"...

[ZEUS]

Thor, you may need the Ballroom pants but I just found they make pants just for me too:
http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/workwear/fire-hose/92204.aspx

It's strange tho, I only see two pant legs. :confused:

[tom4bren]

Built just for the dancin nanner???

[bartmanS4]

New powerplant for the VX?!?
Pros:
Burns no oil
Great gas mileage
Very quiet
Fitment can be customized by Lego
Shouldn't have any problem passing emissions
1080 pistons

Cons:
absolutely no power or speed capability
Limited range as it runs on compressed air

http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lego-engine-up-close.jpg

[ZEUS]

WOW! That is a lot of Technic pieces! Love me some Lego Technic! Do you have a link to that?

Scratch that, I got it: http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/173167-worlds-first-full-size-lego-car-can-hit-20-mph-powered-by-insane-1048-piston-compresed-air-engine

[Cobrajet]

The LAST time my VX was dirty...

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/93725352/Dirty_VX4.jpg

[tom4bren]

Learnt a new word yesterday:

The traffic reporter on the radio station I listen to was talking about the fact that the cold weather was keeping the HOV lane gates from opening & that people were changing lanes to stay in the travel lanes:

" ... the swervage is causing accidents ... ".

[evillecutter]

Learnt a new word yesterday:

The traffic reporter on the radio station I listen to was talking about the fact that the cold weather was keeping the HOV lane gates from opening & that people were changing lanes to stay in the travel lanes:

" ... the swervage is causing accidents ... ".

rappers have been using it for years - its when you and your homies get too crunk sippin syzurp and go all cray cray fo shizzle

[tom4bren]

The only part of what you said that I understand is "cray cray":)

[EVO]

Hey! Did a crazy experiment. Blew up my EVO, so I had 10 gallons of E85 in the garage. Added five gallons at a time for two fill ups and the VX runs like a raped ape!! The Check engine light did come on for a week until I switched back to regular 89. But guess what??? My Butt Dyno says the truck runs better now!!! Idle down to almost 400rpm's and she's a little bit more responsive!!!

[evillecutter]

DO NOT use ethanol blended gasoline in 2 cycle engines

it ruined my echo weedeater

[EVO]

Yeah! E85 is equivelant to 105 Octane and is 85% ethanol so it can eat up hoses and the like that don't agree with it! Also is extremely hydroscopic so I try not to store it for more than a month. I figure the E85 cleaned up alot of funk in the system as she's more responsive!

[evillecutter]

we have the opposite at a lot of the gas stations around here - where e85 is 85% ethanol and 15% gas, our mix is up to 15% ethanol blend with 85% gasoline (by law they have to put a sticker on the pumps that mix their gas) - dont know what they call it but i try to avoid it whenever i can

[nfpgasmask]

Quit this nonsense, Justin! Get back to work on your RC VX. I want it DONE by the 27th. :cool!:

Bart

[Frankenstein]

Girl Scout's are cool! :hj:

[FlyingV77]

I found a old snickers bar in my vx, i don't remeber ever buying one. i was hungry so i ate it, it was crunchy. well next day i tried to sneak one out and pooped myself.

[ZEUS]

^^^BUWAHAHAHA!!!^^^ Snickers becomes Sneakers!

[ZEUS]

Quit this nonsense, Justin! Get back to work on your RC VX. I want it DONE by the 27th. :cool!:

BartWhich one?! :bgwo:

[tom4bren]

Girl Scout's are cool! :hj:

& make good cookies

[Cobrajet]

Girl Scout's are cool! :hj:


& make good cookies

Contrary to popular belief, the Girl Scouts don't actually bake the cookies (I know, such a disappointment). There are two licensed bakers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies), Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers. Thank goodness the Girl Scouts DO sell the cookies, though. I would be less inclined to buy cookies from some old fat man in a white apron. :)

[Ldub]

Girl Scout's are cool! :hj:

"Girl Scout Cookies" is somma' tha best scrunk EVAH...http://www.lhcportal.com/Forum/images/smilies/banana/stoner.gif

[Ldub]

I would be less inclined to buy cookies from some old fat man in a white apron. :)

Aw cummon CJ...I think that if you saw ME in a white apron...you would reconsider that stance...:yesgray:

[nocturnalVX]

Contrary to popular belief, the Girl Scouts don't actually bake the cookies (I know, such a disappointment). There are two licensed bakers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies), Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers. Thank goodness the Girl Scouts DO sell the cookies, though. I would be less inclined to buy cookies from some old fat man in a white apron. :)

Well... are they at least made from REAL Girl Scouts?

[ZEUS]

Now I'm hungry again. Great.

[Frankenstein]

Contrary to popular belief, the Girl Scouts don't actually bake the cookies (I know, such a disappointment). There are two licensed bakers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies), Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers. Thank goodness the Girl Scouts DO sell the cookies, though. I would be less inclined to buy cookies from some old fat man in a white apron. :)

I thought they might be made by little elfs, in a big tree.

[evillecutter]

I thought they might be made by little elfs, in a big tree.

my best friend growing up's dad worked for keebler - we would raid his truck and eat all kinds of stuff

later he got what i consider to be a dream job: selling beef jerkey - we raided that truck too

[tom4bren]

... later he got what i consider to be a dream job: selling beef jerkey - we raided that truck too

Once you start making your own ... you'll never go back to store bought jerky.

[nocturnalVX]

The Jerky Boys (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZllDjMXSjOE)

[evillecutter]

Once you start making your own ... you'll never go back to store bought jerky.

i do from time to time :) - still expensive either way

[evillecutter]

The Jerky Boys (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZllDjMXSjOE)

how bigaboy arya? (roy d mercer)

[tom4bren]

i do from time to time :) - still expensive either way

IDK 'bout that. About $20 yields more than a gallon zip lock baggie can hold. Costco roast(s) for $16-18. Stubbs liquid smoke (2 bottles) for $3-4 & assorted spices I have on hand.

[evillecutter]

that was my procrastinating lazy side trying to rationalize still buying jerkey - i knew i was wrong the whole time

[ZEUS]

And now I am hungry once again...
My dad & I made a couple batches of bighorn sheep jerky & deer jerky - ok, so it was just my dad, but I ate a lot of it!

[Scott Larson]

ZEUS!! When ya gonna finish and post pictures of that there damn RC I-soo-zoo VXRoss ya done been workin' on??

[JoFotoz]

Be patient Grasshopper...


ZEUS!! When ya gonna finish and post pictures of that there damn RC I-soo-zoo VXRoss ya done been workin' on??

....I just Justin parts I 'smuggled' back from the UK .

Kept some for me-self too :thumbup:

new pics tomorrow was the last I heard...

Jo

[Scott Larson]

You be da man Jo...Oh, and welcome home O traveling one, I trust all is well with the fam! :_beer:

[JoFotoz]

Thanks Dude..


You be da man Jo...Oh, and welcome home O traveling one, I trust all is well with the fam! :_beer:

....trip was great, beer was fantastic...family Xmas was awersome :clap:

Had two 1/10 scale R/C VX models delivered to my Moms house...
...guy wouldnt ship to USA :confused:

In reality, only the near perfect stock body shells and bits of the chassis stuff was of interest...
...NOT the STOOOOOPID big wheels, plastic chrome , crap etc hanging all over them....
....and the RC gear was utter crap...and bust anyway...so got both cheap :thumbup:

So, stripped 'em both down and hand carried the body shells and chassis bits back on the plane.

I'm not looking for 'real' scale ..unlike Justin who is anally making his PERFECT!
I'm just gonna ORW'ize one...Justin has the other, to go with the original body shell you've seen.

Stoop crawling in May???

Jo

.

[Scott Larson]

Glad your Holiday Season with family back in the "Old Country" was near orgasmic!! Also glad ya didn't get busted in customs bringin' in "contraband"...:rotate: :_beer:

[ZEUS]

ZEUS!! When ya gonna finish and post pictures of that there damn RC I-soo-zoo VXRoss ya done been workin' on??
Thanks for the reminder! Everything takes me a long time. What does "finish" mean tho? I'm not sure I have any experience with that term...

[ZEUS]

Had two 1/10 scale R/C VX models delivered to my Moms house...
...guy wouldnt ship to USA :confused:

In reality, only the near perfect stock body shells and bits of the chassis stuff was of interest...
...NOT the STOOOOOPID big wheels, plastic chrome , crap etc hanging all over them....
....and the RC gear was utter crap...and bust anyway...so got both cheap :thumbup:

So, stripped 'em both down and hand carried the body shells and chassis bits back on the plane.

I'm not looking for 'real' scale ..unlike Justin who is anally making his PERFECT!
I'm just gonna ORW'ize one...Justin has the other, to go with the original body shell you've seen.

Stoop crawling in May???

Jo

.
I did quite a bit of searching & it took some time to locate another shell but we totally scored with the discount on the double deal! Way cheaper than what it would cost to recreate another two.

Stoop crawling with moonkees & gorilly feets & whores & dancing bananas! :smilewink

[ZEUS]

I guarantee this linked thread has something in it you'll find interesting - it has been growing as if it were a TV variety show since 2009. You could look at one page every day for over a year! It is so big that a thread index was created!!! I would say the overall theme is:
New_Life (http://www.garagejournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51567)

[Scott Larson]

Very cool indeed! It's always great to see someone take the time to restore a unique building with history rather then just tear it down and start over. That takes real passion! Thanks for sharing...now, how's that VX project coming along there mister?!

[ZEUS]

Hey, Scott... the VX is waiting for parts. The axles & trans are on back order with no eta. Frowny face.

Check out the craziest sentence I read today:

"The 3D-Bioplotter® System is a suitable Rapid Prototyping tool for processing a great variety of biomaterials within the process of Computer Aided Tissue Engineering from 3D CAD models and patient CT data to the physical 3D scaffold with a designed and defined outer form and an open inner structure."

Thank you, Sheldon.

http://envisiontec.com/products/3d-bioplotter/

[JoFotoz]

Hey Brotha Z...

Whats the tech term/system for scanning a product to produce a "file' (?)..

...that can be used later to make a 3D replica...OR... a mold... or a C&C replica.

Is there such a thing... I think I've seen Foose do it!

Wanna scan some original "Virgin" (yes BRAND NEW!!) ABS skid plates ..
....so there is a pristine file (?) available 'for ever' to reproduce molds etc.

Help a bro out :confused:

jo

[Ldub]

Hey, Scott... the VX is waiting for parts. The axles & trans are on back order with no eta. Frowny face.

Check out the craziest sentence I read today:

"The 3D-Bioplotter® System is a suitable Rapid Prototyping tool for processing a great variety of biomaterials within the process of Computer Aided Tissue Engineering from 3D CAD models and patient CT data to the physical 3D scaffold with a designed and defined outer form and an open inner structure."

Thank you, Sheldon.

http://envisiontec.com/products/3d-bioplotter/

That was one sentence?...sheesh, I guess it's been too long since I read a real book...I hadda stop half way through that so called "sentence"....:_thinking

BUT...if I'm understanding it correctly, you should be able to create a scale VX shell outta left over organs, blood vessels, & bone marrow...

[ZEUS]

Hey Brotha Z...

Whats the tech term/system for scanning a product to produce a "file' (?)..

...that can be used later to make a 3D replica...OR... a mold... or a C&C replica.

Is there such a thing... I think I've seen Foose do it!

Wanna scan some original "Virgin" (yes BRAND NEW!!) ABS skid plates ..
....so there is a pristine file (?) available 'for ever' to reproduce molds etc.

Help a bro out :confused:

jo

Digitize. Check out this lil guy: http://cubify.com/sense/index.aspx?tb_create_sense

I DO want to buy that but I need to replace my computer to get fully into it. I guess I should get on it, aye! :yesy:

[JoFotoz]

AWESOME...thanks ..exactly the info I needed :thumbup:

Jo

[FlyingV77]

Im officially old, i found grey hairs on my chest :(
I just hope and pray they haven't migrated to my back.

[Cobrajet]

I was contacted (exclusively, I am sure) about this amazing opportunity via Skype. Can't wait to be rich!! ;party:

"Hello,
I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I decided to write you this message.
I have been in search of someone with this last name so when I saw you online, I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr. Victor Owusu, I am the regional manager of International Commercial Bank here in Ghana West Africa. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you on SKYPE now. I am having an important business discussion and I wish to share it with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late Peter a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in in 2007 for 36 calendar months; valued at ($10,500,000.00 USD) Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars only the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of January 2010. My client who shared the same last name with yours died he was among the death victims in the May 12, 2008 in Sichuan province of China and killed at least 68,000 people. He was in CHINA on a business trip and that was how he met his end.
My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children.
Last week my Bank Management requested that Peter should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Peter is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address, victorowusu@outlook.com We can as well discuss this on phone; let me know when you will be available to speak with me on Skype. Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication via (victorowusu@outlook.com) and call me via +233-232074335 for oral conversation.

Regards,

Mr. Victor Owusu."

[ZEUS]

"One Late Peter". I hear it happens to everyone at least once...
Congrats on your good luck & new friend from Africa. :bwgy:

[vt_maverick]

You heard it here first:

African banking scam artists + online college paper editing/writing company = A bagillion dollars

Just don't sue me if it actually happens.

[VXobsession]

Is it just me, or has the last few months been a serious surge in trading parts around here....??? Lovin' this little community of VXer's :)

[tom4bren]

I was contacted (exclusively, I am sure) about this amazing opportunity via Skype. Can't wait to be rich!! ;party:

If'n you're going to be rich, I think you just became my new bestest friend.:)