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Gizmo42
10/22/2012, 05:50 PM
I can legally be one now, I bought a Volvo wagon. But its the small wagon at least LOL.

2006 Volvo V50 AWD with inline 5 cylinder turbo. 77,000 miles and in very nice condition.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c337/Gizmo420/Volvo/2012-10-20_17-42-47_447.jpg

Its really much smaller then it looks in the pic and its a blast to drive.

Triathlete
10/22/2012, 06:48 PM
Maybe this Subaru guy (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=em-subs_digest-newavtr-vrecs&v=4aJfQpHt9lY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4aJfQpHt9lY%26feature%3 Dem-subs_digest-newavtr-vrecs) will let you hang out with him! :)

RickOKC
10/22/2012, 07:05 PM
I dunno, man. I always thought that VPD ("Volvo pretentious douchebag") also involved a ratio of how many hours in the week you talk about lattes and the number of sport coats you own with leather patches on the elbows. I'm betting you're ok! :) Besides they are SUCH nice cars - who cares?!?!?! :)

Gizmo42
10/22/2012, 09:03 PM
Dont drink coffee and wouldnt know a sport coat if it bit me LOL. I look much more like a beat up rusty subaru wagon driver.

BTW, its the only Volvo I've seen without leather seats. They are kind of a wet suit material.

Billy, not a chance in hell LOL. Although I did hit bottom off road in mine y'day haha.

pbkid
10/23/2012, 11:38 AM
I even caught a post on facespace that he drove up pikes peak in his new wagon... Fitting right in arent you?

Gizmo42
10/23/2012, 04:59 PM
I even caught a post on facespace that he drove up pikes peak in his new wagon... Fitting right in arent you?

LOL I tried to go up pikes peak. But the road was closed by the time I got there. So I took it down Rampart Range and high centered it turning onto a side trail (what, its AWD!). Break over angle on this thing sucks.

I did get asked yesterday by one of the ladies at work when we will see a pic of it on the rock at the top of Top of the World LOL.

VXorado
10/24/2012, 08:56 AM
Good looking Volvo Dave. :yeso:

I've always liked the Volvo wagons and have been eyeing a V70 for my next car. Remember the AWD is NOT for offroading. :p

gletom
10/24/2012, 09:57 AM
Mothers station wagon

Cobrajet
10/24/2012, 05:13 PM
Now, here's a Volvo wagon I would be seen driving...

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/volvo-sports-cars-5.jpg

pbkid
10/24/2012, 07:28 PM
Now, here's a Volvo wagon I would be seen driving...

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/volvo-sports-cars-5.jpg

;puke2; why that ugly thing? i like Dave's much better.

rsteinmetz70112
10/24/2012, 08:57 PM
Because It's Cool

Gizmo42
10/25/2012, 02:30 PM
But there are no back doors for the safe entry/exit of kids. Think of the children! I'll take mine over a classic volvo any day.

On a related note:

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LOL I need one of those

pbkid
10/25/2012, 05:01 PM
I personally dont see much attraction in that old a** volvo. It wouldnt be fast, luxurious or reliable? I guess its not my style, to each their own :dance:

I'd much prefer the AWD, Turbo, 4 door one, except for the red ;)

tom4bren
11/06/2012, 08:12 AM
I personally dont see much attraction in that old a** volvo.

Not very imaginative are ya PB?

Ldub
11/06/2012, 04:51 PM
But there are no back doors for the safe entry/exit of kids. Think of the children! I'll take mine over a classic volvo any day.

On a related note:

image removed

LOL I need one of those

You'll never make the pretentious douchebag level of personality development IMO...I know you dude, not gonna happen...:thumbup:

But you may wish to remove that pic, in order to conform to the "PG" rules of the site...:thanx:

Triathlete
11/06/2012, 05:00 PM
But Dub...you quoted it and put it up a second time :)

Ldub
11/06/2012, 05:07 PM
But Dub...you quoted it and put it up a second time :)

Like if someone saw it once, their mind will explod with a second viewing?...:confused:

I'm just try'n ta help out da Boss...& Giz too...:slap:

Triathlete
11/06/2012, 05:18 PM
And you know I am just yanking your chain!
But if he deletes his pic yours will still remain.

Ldub
11/06/2012, 05:30 PM
But if he deletes his pic yours will still remain.

Nope...it's hotlinked...if one goes, they all go...:smilewink

If not, I'll take appropriate action.

As far as the whole chain yank'n thing goes...

You KNOW I'll always yank back...:laughing:

Gizmo42
11/06/2012, 09:58 PM
Sorry about that Dub. I will behave now that I know.

Ldub
11/07/2012, 06:19 AM
Sorry about that Dub. I will behave now that I know.

No worries Giz...:thanx:

pbkid
11/07/2012, 06:24 AM
Not very imaginative are ya PB?

Haha thats hillarious tom!! Who ever said i needed to own the Volvo to borrow the hood? Hey dave, can you drop your new red wagon by my house for a few hours? :naughty:

tom4bren
11/07/2012, 06:50 AM
Haha thats hillarious tom!! Who ever said i needed to own the Volvo to borrow the hood? Hey dave, can you drop your new red wagon by my house for a few hours? :naughty:

U Da Man!!!