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WormGod
09/26/2003, 11:17 AM
This bad boy would complete ANY VXer's garage....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2432601336&category=6256

;)

dutchie
09/26/2003, 11:33 AM
Nice one!:D

And guess what car this was

look how GM is spending their money...one take the worlds ugliest car and then you change it into ....

http://www.autoweek.com/weekart/2003/0929/aztek_bigfront.jpg


7liter V8 with 665 HP!

beautiful well no, but better than the original

Tone
09/26/2003, 11:37 AM
Whole site dedicated to nonsense modified vehicles....

http://beaterz.com/

IsuZOOM
09/26/2003, 11:38 AM
With the Aztek lowered like that, I see a lot of Merker X4rTi in it.

Heraclid
09/26/2003, 05:13 PM
Hey WormGod,

"Holy piece of ****, Batman!"
I must have it!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

Gotta read that whole thing or you're missing out on half the fun! And to think that is/was right here in Jacksonville... ugh.

No truth in advertising - it says it's a four-door but it clearly is not. hehehe

Watch the video it links to... oh Lord... I laughed so hard I about peed myself...

Too funny!

The body kit... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... it's plastic garden edging... this has to be a joke :-D

autox-racer
09/26/2003, 05:41 PM
BTW, the nickname the developement engineers gave the aztek ... ASSCRACK.

I must say that is a pretty sweet looking asscrack.

johnnyapollo
09/26/2003, 08:07 PM
The best part of that auction is the fan mail. Funny stuff - almost wet myself.

-- John

Heraclid
09/26/2003, 08:41 PM
Just looked at it some more... my face hurts and I have a headache from laughing this much and I'm laughing so much I'm crying... this is the best...

love those clear corners.... hahahahaha

this guy is in Jax like me... I have to meet this dude... what a riot! :-)

hchen
09/27/2003, 02:09 AM
hahaha that guy on ebay is some funny shiet. hahaha and some peopel even take him seriously...sigh...this world today. no humor.

anyways, aztec...that 665hp 625 lb torque beaaaaast is craaaaaaazyyyyyy!!! it looks sick lowered and redesigned body kit...side exhaust...i'd rock that ish if they made it and i had the loot...rip a diablo! hahaha jp, probably...who knows. or it might just sit in one spot and ....... spin....a lot....which is also chill

SpaceTruck'n
09/27/2003, 03:03 AM
The “body kit” and exhaust alone had me laughing until I was afraid someone was going to have to call 911.
I finally stopped because by body needed oxygen!
But for me, the true genius of this beautifully crafted car is the precisely calibrated, Timex, ONE (1) RPM Tachometer. The second hand of which, actually completes exactly one revolution per minute. (regardless of the situation of the car)
This is the way they do “Monster Garage” in Afghanistan.
Make suhre to reed hte “Fan Mail”. Or at least try to. Thoes guys spell wrose than me!

coachreed
09/27/2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by IsuZOOM
With the Aztek lowered like that, I see a lot of Merker X4rTi in it.

I was actually thinking the same thing... looks pretty sweet!

Coach!

Jolly Roger VX'er
09/27/2003, 08:50 AM
At the top of the page is a custom AXIOM....next to last towards the bottom of the page is a must have for any VXer! I'll let the picture do the talking!

http://www.truckworld.com/Shows-Events/01-SEMA/01-sema-4.html

Dallas4u
09/27/2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Jolly Roger VX'er
next to last towards the bottom of the page is a must have for any VXer! I'll let the picture do the talking![/url]

Yipes!!! I couldn't believe what my eyes were showing me!! I need to go punch myself for a while... that should NEVER happen!!

paultvx
09/27/2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Jolly Roger VX'er
At the top of the page is a custom AXIOM....next to last towards the bottom of the page is a must have for any VXer! I'll let the picture do the talking!

http://www.truckworld.com/Shows-Events/01-SEMA/01-sema-4.html

I'd rather have a Yugo. No thanks... it's a must have for.... nevermind.

Joe_Black
09/27/2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by IsuZOOM
With the Aztek lowered like that, I see a lot of Merker X4rTi in it.

Uh, no. That's disgusting!

But this is absolutely beautiful!...
http://www2.comco.ne.jp/~garage/gallery/sierra-1.jpg
http://www2.comco.ne.jp/~garage/gallery/sierra-2.jpg
http://www2.comco.ne.jp/~garage/gallery/sierra-3.jpg

paultvx
09/27/2003, 05:19 PM
This is starting to sound like "my dog is better looking than yours."

Time to unsubscribe.

Jolly Roger VX'er
09/27/2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Dallas4u
Yipes!!! I couldn't believe what my eyes were showing me!! I need to go punch myself for a while... that should NEVER happen!!


Originally posted by PaulTVX
I'd rather have a Yugo. No thanks... it's a must have for.... nevermind.


ROFLMAO! Glad the picture says to you guys what it says to me!

Wormgod...that ebay ricer ad was funny, but the people who posted comments believing it was for real were too much!

P.S.--I always likened the Aztec to that stationwagon Chevy Chase had in the original "Vacation" movie!